https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuB4XmjkSLE
via Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Meghan Trainor’s song All About That Bass has been remade as All About That Baste by a family to make it appropriate for Thanksgiving. Well, I guess it struck a chord with her because she just released an album full of Thanksgiving Carols! That’s right, you can hear songs like My Flight Got Cancelled in Denver and I’m Not Bringing Leftovers on the Plane, Mom. These are great songs to sing while you are stuck in the airport waiting for your delayed flight or while you sit in traffic to get to your Aunt’s house that you really hate to eat her drier than dry turkey. What more can you ask for on Thanksgiving? Nothing! Now you really have something to be thankful for this Turkey Day!
So run out to Walgreens and get you copy now before they are all sold out. I am going to get mine for my 10 minute drive (with traffic) to my framily’s house!
Jennifer Aniston was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and she brought a friend with her. So the ABC late night host had Rachel and Lisa Kudrow take part in Celebrity Curse-Off and they say a lot of words they couldn’t say on Friends. Words my Bronx ears have never heard before and they don’t know how to handle it. Although my mouth can’t wait to use them at my Thanksgiving meal with Framily, and I bet you will dream about using them too on Thursday.
Jimmy Kimmel might have hosted The Man Show, but that doesn’t mean he is afraid to show off his feminine side. Case in point, here is taking a spa day to make him look beautiful for television!
Jimmy Kimmel Live came up with an invention that will make plowing snow fun for the man in your life. They took her infamous naked butt photo, blew up and put it on a snow blower. They placed the blower through her a$$hole and let the snow spew out.
Only problem was when they were doing the demonstration, the snow got stuck. So one of the workers had to stick his hand in to unjam it. And I am sure that isn’t the first time Kim’s butt has had a hand in it? And I am sure that it also isn’t the first time her a$$ has white stuff coming out of it? Ba da dump!
It has been a while since Jimmy Kimmel Live has done Celebrity Mean Tweets, and good things come to those who wait! Today the ABC late night show released a new version of the popular segment and it might be the best one yet.
The latest edition includes Gwyneth Paltrow, Lena Dunham, Gerard Butler, Ty Burrell, Bob Newhart, Britney Spears, Geena Davis, Chris Pratt, Chloe Grace Moretz, Scott Foley, Michael Chiklis, Ted Danson, John Stamos, Lisa Kudrow and Adam Sandler. The only mean thing I can say about it, is that the Tweet about Gwyneth wasn’t mean enough!
