https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx3xpBuerH8
Pokémon GO is a lot of fun to play, but it is also very dangerous. Jimmy Kimmel Live compiled a bunch of hard news stories on the app and I’ve already removed it from my phone. Last thing I want to do is a find a Pikachu and dead body at the same time or be shot at with real bullets when I go to the gym. It is bad enough I get dirty stares shot at me and laughed at whenever I walk in to a real gym. That hurts, that really hurts. Just redownloaded Pokémon GO because no one judges you when you walk around with your phone trying to catch those stupid little things at random spots you never knew about for a good reason.
Morgan Freeman was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and the ABC late night host asked him to narrate a pedestrian that was walking on Hollywood Boulevard. While that could be very boring to listen to, the man who’s voiced Gd a few times, made it sound thrilling. I wanted to know what he was going to do with every step. As The Police said, “Every step you take, I’ll be watching you,” especially when it is told by Morgan Freeman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrvdij8ab-Y Jimmy Kimmel likes to play pranks on people and every now and again people get to get their revenge on him. Since he is married to the head writer on the show, it is easier to do these pranks at all hours of the day including the middle of night.
Recently, Molly McNearney let Britney Spears and her dancers in to her house at 1a to perform a very intimate show for husband. So intimate, he was undressed and sleeping in his bed and couldn’t even care that Britney was lying next to him. He quickly realized what was happening when her male dancers, wearing only Speedos, were gyrating over him. That would wake me up too.
Just when he was staring to enjoy things, they left him alone to go back to sleep. But he put on a robe and thanked them for his private show that he soon won’t forget. Hopefully he tipped them for showing him their tip because they deserved it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EroFTn8L-Hg
We all know that the Republican party is the White party, and not the type that is thrown in Palm Springs or at P Diddy’s house. How White is it? Jimmy Kimmel Live did a compilation of people dancing at the Republican National Convention and rhythm is one of the many things they don’t have.
But at least we have another reason to laugh at them. In fact, even our laughing at them is more on beat then they will ever be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWZBbpl21Xg A few weeks ago, PornHub.com introduced Described Video on their site. Basically, they narrate p0rn for the visually impaired so they can experience it too.
Well, Jimmy Kimmel Live liked the idea so much that they asked people on Hollywood Boulevard to narrate a pornographic scene. How did it go? It won’t get anyone who listens to it scream in excitement, but it will make them laugh out loud. You will be yelling out, yes, yes, yes and oh Gd, but not in the way they intended.
BTW does anyone know how to get a job narrating p0rn! I seriously want to do that.
