Jimmy Kimmel was on The Late Late Show yesterday and James Corden challenged him to a game of Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts. Basically, it is Truth or Dare but instead of the dare they have to eat or drink something that is beyond nauseating.
The ABC host didn’t understand the game and ate the pig blood curd before the CBS one even asked his first question. As Kimmel said, “I should not have smoked that joint before I came out here.” Although, that might’ve helped when his mouth lit up again as he downed some Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce instead of saying who is late least favorite late night host.
Corden lied on his answer, when he was asked if he was a miserable as he looked during the Britney Spears’ Carpool Karaoke. He said he was not.
Now it was back to Kimmel and his competition gave him some bull penis to nosh on, to which Jimmy said, “Wow, I haven’t had penis in weeks.” He made up for it by having a mouth full of them rather than answer how many millions he makes a year.
Eventually, Corden drank some fish smoothy after he skipped eating chicken feet to reveal that he thinks he is a better a singer than Jimmy Fallon.
Back to the Emmy host, if he is not there on Sunday night it could be because he ate a 1,000 year old egg.
I don’t know about you, but stomach is turning after watching this.
Jimmy Kimmel is hosting the Emmys for a second time this Sunday. Now, you might’ve thought he got the job because he hosts their late night show, but looks like their might’ve been another reason. He was seen rolling out the red carpet today that the actors are going to walk down on television’s biggest day. Therefore, it looks like they hired him not only for cutting a carpet, but also for his ability to lay one down. Granted, if anyone trips and falls on it, then he might be out of two jobs.
I learned about sex by watching Soap Operas with my grandmother as a kid, but kids don’t really watch them anymore. Therefore, you have to wonder what do kids know about procreation these days. Jimmy Kimmel Live went out to the streets of Hollywood and asked several kids, “Where do babies come from?” Some got it right, some got it wrong, and one learned where the lightsaber goes from Star Wars. I still haven’t seen The Force Awakens, but that kid is forcing me to watch it.
Back to lesson, how sweet is it to see these innocent children talk about something that is not so innocent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XAQL3P4wjE
Gotta love when news anchors around the country think that they are being original and then a late night show shows them that they are not.
Last week, Apple announced that they were getting rid of the jack holes with the iPhone 7 and newsrooms all over the US thought they would write, “Hit the road Jack,” in their scripts. How do we know this? Jimmy Kimmel Live‘ put together a video of several of them doing that and I love how witty they thought they were. They were not, but don’t tell them that or they will tell you to, “Hit the road Jack.”
Eddie Murphy was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and the two men talked about their friend Tracy Morgan. Then all of sudden, Pluto Nash did an impression of his friend and it was spot. Not only did he sound like him, he also mastered his mannerisms. It was amazing to watch.
So much so, I want to see Morgan and Murphy do a body switch movie where they have to have to imitate the other one for most of it like Freaky Friday. How hilarious would it be to to see skinny and “Fat Murphy” in the same film together.
