Jimmy Kimmel likes to wrap up his Security Guard in all types of things, so why not wrapping paper. Yesterday, the ABC late night host got his Cousin Sal and some of Santa’s Elves to wrap up his security guard in wrapping paper for a Guinness World Record that doesn’t exist and that’s all I want to see under my tree on Christmas morning. I am even willing to spend all the hours it is going to take to unwrap him from 880′ of decorated paper. Isn’t it the perfect present.
When you are an A-List actress in a huge movie, you tour the World talking about it over and over and over again. Several times a days to sometimes up to 100 different news agencies and websites. Therefore it would make sense by the end of the tour, you just don’t want to talk about it anymore. Even if you still love and believe in the film, you are just so f’ing sick of it.
That is exactly the case for Jennifer Lawrence. Yesterday, on Jimmy Kimmel Live, she had enough of dishing about Passengers. Which is just another reason why I love her because she doesn’t always play the PR game.
Plus, by her not wanting to talk about it makes me want to post about it. Something I would not have not done if I didn’t listen to the interview.
If you have young kids, then you probably have at least one Elf on a Shelf in your house. Every night you have to move that little expensive bean bag or your kid will come to you crying hysterically that Santa is mad at them for something they didn’t do. Therefore, you make sure to move it.
But some times you are too tired from working so hard so that you can pay for the asinine thing that you forget to move it.
You secretly wish that there was service that you could hire to relocate it for you. Well, there is! That’s right Shelf Shifters advertised their service on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and it is the best thing to happen to Christmas since Jesus was born.
Now you and your kids can wake happy every day. That is unless they catch someone touching that stupid thing. Which I love to do, just to mess with kids!
Ryan Seacrest was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and the ABC late night and future Oscar host, Jimmy Kimmel wanted to know if he had interesting tidbits for him.
The man who used to host everything told him how to find out what your breath smells like. That is when Seacrest instructed Kimmel to lick his wrist, wait 10 seconds and smell it. Jimmy being Jimmy asked Ryan if he could lick his wrist instead. Reluctantly he allowed his friend to rub his tongue on his wrist, which he said was warm and wet, and smelled. How did it smell? Let’s just say he got some breath mints during the commercial break. Something I hope he remembers to bring with him on February 26th, you know Hollywood’s biggest night.
Last year, there were rumors that NBC’s Jimmy Fallon was going to host the Oscars on ABC and this year AMPAS and ABC asked the other Jimmy, who has a show on their network, to host Hollywood’s biggest night. He said yes.
Although it could be a prank being played on the prankster because hours after his Tweet, there still has been no press release from The Academy confirming their decision. Things that make you go hmmmm?
As much as I like Jimmy Kimmel and I think he will do a great job (if they nominate movies that people have seen), I still think the honor should’ve gone to Central Intelligence and Jumanji’s Kevin Hart and The Rock to do the deed.
