For years, Jimmy Kimmel Live has been having celebrities read Mean Tweets. For the most part, they took that criticism well. Either they joked that that person is right, laughed it off or said nothing at all.
Yesterday, the ABC late night show had hip hop singers read what people have been saying about them, and they ain’t that 💩 sitting down. They fought back and put those tweeters in their place.
I hope other celebs see this edition and fight back too. I like it when they get all real like that and not be all fake and crap. That is unless they say those things about me, then I will cry.
A few weeks ago, Dax Sheppard was on Jimmy Kimmel Live and he revealed that his wife likes to wear gloves in the pool. Yesterday, when Kristen Bell was on the ABC late night she explained why.
If she touches or is touched by pruney skin, it makes her want to hurl. When she told one of her friends about it, that buddy told her about gloves that divers wear in the water to protect their hands. Now, thanks to those gloves, she can touch her children in the pool and not throw up them. Which will save her some money in therapist fees later on.
Kimmel did not want her to feel that she is alone with this phobia, so he created a commercial just for her called Pulgluvia. Now you too can get the gloves that protect you from the nasty touch of wrinkled fingertips.
Actually, even though they joked that she is the only person who suffers from this, a quick Google search will tell she is not. There is no name for it, so I say we name it after her. Let’s call it WetTintinnabulumobia. Tintinnabulum, is the Latin word for bell.
If you that video of Kristen Bell talking about sloths on Ellen was her cutest talk show moment, this one is even more awwwwwwdorable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDtBpMxeESw
It seems like every show is getting rebooted these days and Jimmy Kimmel Live has an idea for one of his favorite shows from the ’90s.
He has high hopes for Dr. Quinn. This time, she is not a medicine woman. Instead, she is Dr. Quinn Medicinal Marijuana Woman. The Old West will never be the same, and that is a good thing. Meeting at High Noon would have a whole new meaning. A much more peaceful one.
Now let’s talk about how Jane Seymour never ages. She looks just like she did when did the period medical drama that aired from 1993-1998. Don’t you agree?
Jimmy Kimmel’s 7-year-old goddaughter Franki (named after his late Uncle Frank) is into makeup tutorials. Therefore, her uncle let her try out what she learned on his face. He went on YouTube and found the perfect video for her to do.
He decided to let her turn him into a deer. He pressed play, and she started to work her magic on him. How did she do? If I did makeup on Jimmy Kimmel Live, then I would be nervous. The way he likes to hire family, she could be working on the late night show before she turns double digits and they will be out of a job.
Remember a few weeks ago, when Kim Kardashian went to the White House to meet Donald Trump. Well, yesterday she gave all the juicy details about their conversations to Jimmy Kimmel.
She said that when she walked into the Oval Office, her first words to him were, “Holy sh!t, we’re in the f*cking Oval Office.” Keeping it classy, of course. Then the two talked about unfair prison sentences and pardoning Alice Johnson.
A week later, as we know, he pardoned her, and he called Kardashian to tell her the good news. She was at a photoshoot at the time. One, that required her to be naked, of course, and she told them to get a robe. Personally, she would have gotten more out of him if she told him that. We know that is what he likes.
Anyways, she said she was the first one to tell Johnson the news, and they both were crying. Although, she had to hold back the tears because she did not want to ruin her makeup.
Since she gotJohnson freed, she gets a stack of letters from people asking her to help them out.
When it comes to Kanye West’s love for Trump. She explained he liked how he got into office, but he does not follow politics. Maybe if he did, then he would understand why he should change his opinion.
And I just wasted a whole post on this. Previous presidents got the best of the best celebrities to join them at 1600 Penn. This one gets Kimye and that is enough to show how awful this administration is.
