Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday talking about playing the token white guy in Uncle Drew a movie full basketball legends. He got so into describing what it was like on the set that he had to act it out. When he did, he quickly regretted it. That is because the back of his pants split wide open from belt to the crotch.
What did the comedic actor do? Showed it off for the whole audience to see including the people at home. Like he said too bad there was not a big crap stain on his underwear because that would have made that unexpected moment comedy gold. Although, that would have been a pee stain. Am I right or am I right?
Anyways, was he embarrassed by it all? He tweeted out today, “I’m embarrassed at how NOT embarrassed I seemed to be when it happened.” If he was wearing a pink thong, then I can understand him being embarrassed. But because he was wearing charcoal grey underwear, there was nothing really to see. Which is a bummer for us.
Mariah Carey was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and he wanted to know if there is any truth to the rumor that she told Lionel Richie not to do American Idol. The singer responded with, “If I didn’t I should have.” She did not explain why she said that.
Then she realized that people might misconstrue what she said, thus the diva elaborated what she was trying to say. It is not that she thinks he would be a bad judge, but instead what she meant was that she “did not have the world’s best experience” on AI. Then the ABC host wanted to know what was the worst part of being on the singing competition. The woman, who is an open book, closed that chapter of her life. All she would say is that she had some great hairstyles on the show.
I hope someday she writes an autobiography and details why she hated Idol so much. But knowing her, it won’t even a be a page to rip out of her book.
Thirteen hours after Roseanne quit Twitter, she came back on it with several retweets and one written by herself. She wrote, “Don’t feel sorry for me, guys!!-I just want to apologize to the hundreds of people,and wonderful writers (all liberal) and talented actors who lost their jobs on my show due to my stupid tweet.”
If she were a late night host, then she would use some of her personal money to make sure the people who lost their jobs are taken care of like Conan O’Brien, Jimmy Kimmel and Jay Leno all did. But she won’t because when has she has done anything for anyone but herself?
Talking about late night, Kimmel weighed in on her firing on his show. The ABC late host said, “We don’t have much on this network. We’re hoping the NBA finals go 11 games this year. We are still airing America’s Funniest Home Videos. Roseanne was a very bigly hit for ABC and we needed it.” That is such an understatement. They really really really needed it, did I say really.
Kimmel also suggested what his network should do and that is to just rename the sitcom Dan and have everyone else still be part of the show. Or as he put it, “with all the cast members you love.”
While that his suggestion, this is mine. On Tuesdays have Modern Family at 8p and Speechless afterward. Then on Wednesday The Goldbergs leads the night, followed by its spinoff Schooled, American Housewife goes to 9p and Single Parents closes the night. Finally make it Retro Fridays with the ’90s based Fresh Off The Boat leading off the night and then take it back to the ’70s with The Kids are All Right at 8:30p. I can’t think of what else they can do to save their fall. What do you think they should do?
UPDATE: Roseanne does not want people to stand up for her because, “guys I did something unforgiveable so do not defend me. It was 2 in the morning and I was ambien tweeting-it was memorial day too-i went 2 far & do not want it defended-it was egregious Indefensible. I made a mistake I wish I hadn’t but…don’t defend it please. ty.” She also released the below statement.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSLhwUosA7o
On Monday night, Soccer player Brandi Chastain was awarded a plaque with her likeness on it by the Bay Area Sports Hall of Fame to be displayed at the San Fransisco Airport. It is a huge honor for her, but there was just one little problem. It does not look anything like her. I think it looks like Harpo Marx, while others see it looking like Jimmy Carter or Gary Busey. Who do you think it looks like?
Jimmy Kimmel wanted to know who she thinks it resembles, so he asked her all about it on the show last night. She says she sees Mickey Rooney.
How did she feel when she saw it? She was so caught up in the moment that she did not even look at it until after she took several pictures with the plaque. Once she got a good glimpse of it, she was like what is going on here?
Did she flip her lid like most of us would do? She laughed it off and now BASHOF is working on a new one that will hopefully look more like her than everyone else but her. Something, this time around, she says will get approval on. Which is a good thing for her.
Is she upset with BASHOF? Not at all because they are a great organization that helps underprivileged kids. She made sure to point that out before their interview was over.
I wonder how Lucille Ball would have reacted if she saw that horrendous bronze statue in her likeness. She probably would have said a lot of words she could not have said on any of TV shows.
Jimmy Kimmel’s wife, Molly McNearney, likes to play the same practical joke on her husband when he least expects it. That is because he is fast asleep when it begins.
First, she had Rihanna throw money at him in his bed while singing Bitch Better Have My Money back in 2015. Then the following year, Britney Spears and several male dances gave him a striptease show that woke up both big and little Jimmy. If you know what I mean?
McNearney gave him a year off, and then she came in like a wrecking ball. Actually, Miley Cyrus, dressed as a construction worker, sledgehammer in hand, did that. She sang her biggest hit as she hit his bed with the tool. Not knowing until it was over that she actually hit his wrecking balls. Thankfully, the camera did not miss that moment and now that video has been submitted to America’s Funniest Videos for the grand prize! Good luck!
I am so happy that McNearney realizes that what is good for the goose is good for the gander, every time she pranks him. I am also glad that Kimmel is smart enough to know not to prank the mother of his two children. Because if he did, she would have grounds for divorce. Talking about Jane and Billy, how do they sleep through all of that commotion? I wake up as soon as a freaking tiny bird chirps outside my window.
