The late night hosts had the summer off because of the strikes and decided to try new things.
Jimmy Kimmel revealed on the Strike Force Five podcast with Seth Meyers, Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert, and John Oliver that he tried to get a vasectomy this summer.
What happened? Did he have a sitcom moment where he runs out of the doctor’s office in fright?
Nope. He went in, he shaved, he was ready, but the doctor wasn’t. You see, the first visit is just a consultation.
But the story gets better. He gets into the Uber, and his driver hears that he is going to get snipped. So he tells Kimmel that he should try semen retention instead.
Wait, the driver also told him that he manifested that Kimmel would be in his car, and it happened.
There is a stupid trend on TikTok now. Someone orders an ice cream cone at a store and tells the cashier they are not happy with the order. So the cashier throws the ice cream at the person’s face who made it. And it is not funny.
Well, Jimmy Fallon decided to jump on board, but he changed it up. He was handed a vanilla cone and told the giver that he wanted chocolate. So someone threw chocolate ice cream at his face. And that is funny.
Because I know that his little girls, Frances Cole, 8, and Winnie Rose, 9, enjoyed doing that, I can just see them finding the video and asking their dad if they can make one just like it. And that is what being a good dad is all about—being tortured by your children and just sitting there and taking it.
James Corden said goodbye to late night television yesterday. But before he signed off from The Late Late Show, he was visited by the Ghosts of Late Night Present: Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, and Jimmy Fallon in his bedroom.
They instructed him that he cannot share the late night secrets with the world. But, they also showed him a glimpse of his future, thanks to the Ghost of Late Night Past, David Letterman.
And if that was not enough, we got a glimpse of what his life will be like in six months. And he is not going to be alone because Trevor Noah got visited by the same Ghosts.
This was a brilliant idea, and I am happy they all agreed to do it. But I have one question, where was Conan O’Brien???
Kate Beckinsale was a guest on The Tonight Show yesterday. And she started off her segment with something that left Jimmy Fallon shocked. Which we know is easy to do.
So how did the actress do it? Beckinsale was wearing a very tight dress, and Fallon told her how gorgeous she looked in it. She replied by telling him, “I’m feeling sticky. I am covered in lube. I’m sorry if I touched you.”
Then after the audience laughed, she told them. “It’s latex. I am not always covered in lube.”
And that is all interviews should start on talk shows. Because no matter how badly they go after that first conversation. It won’t matter. Because all you cared about is that she said she was covered in lube.
Ramón Rodríguez was on The Tonight Show yesterday to talk about his ABC police procedural Will Trent.
However, Jimmy Fallon used the time to drink coquitos, a Puerto Rican drink, and learn to do Salsa from the actor. How did Fallon do? Let’s just say Salsa is not his thing. But it is definitely Rodríguez’s thing. So much so that I couldn’t stop staring at his legs as he danced!
Just like I can’t stop staring at Rodriguez in his series, I donate platelets every two weeks, and that is when I watch Will Trent. In the three years that I have been donating, this is the only program I have opted to watch when I donate as compared to a movie or other shows I view at home. I look forward to watching it because it is really captivating. If you haven’t seen it, you can catch up on ABC.com and Hulu. I promise you will love it as much as I do.
