James Corden said goodbye to late night television yesterday. But before he signed off from The Late Late Show, he was visited by the Ghosts of Late Night Present: Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, and Jimmy Fallon in his bedroom.
They instructed him that he cannot share the late night secrets with the world. But, they also showed him a glimpse of his future, thanks to the Ghost of Late Night Past, David Letterman.
And if that was not enough, we got a glimpse of what his life will be like in six months. And he is not going to be alone because Trevor Noah got visited by the same Ghosts.
This was a brilliant idea, and I am happy they all agreed to do it. But I have one question, where was Conan O’Brien???
Kate Beckinsale was a guest on The Tonight Show yesterday. And she started off her segment with something that left Jimmy Fallon shocked. Which we know is easy to do.
So how did the actress do it? Beckinsale was wearing a very tight dress, and Fallon told her how gorgeous she looked in it. She replied by telling him, “I’m feeling sticky. I am covered in lube. I’m sorry if I touched you.”
Then after the audience laughed, she told them. “It’s latex. I am not always covered in lube.”
And that is all interviews should start on talk shows. Because no matter how badly they go after that first conversation. It won’t matter. Because all you cared about is that she said she was covered in lube.
Ramón Rodríguez was on The Tonight Show yesterday to talk about his ABC police procedural Will Trent.
However, Jimmy Fallon used the time to drink coquitos, a Puerto Rican drink, and learn to do Salsa from the actor. How did Fallon do? Let’s just say Salsa is not his thing. But it is definitely Rodríguez’s thing. So much so that I couldn’t stop staring at his legs as he danced!
Just like I can’t stop staring at Rodriguez in his series, I donate platelets every two weeks, and that is when I watch Will Trent. In the three years that I have been donating, this is the only program I have opted to watch when I donate as compared to a movie or other shows I view at home. I look forward to watching it because it is really captivating. If you haven’t seen it, you can catch up on ABC.com and Hulu. I promise you will love it as much as I do.
In case you somehow missed it, Donald Trump was indicted, or as he spells it, “indicated,” yesterday.
Well, as expected, late night had a field day with jokes about it. However, there was only one winner. Mostly because I only watched Jimmy Fallon’s segment on The Tonight Show.
Anyways, he mashed up Trump’s words to the music of The Pointer Sisters’ I’m So Excited and changed it to I’m So Indicted. It is so simple. And because of that, it is so brilliant.
Who thought he would win March Madness? It is kind of like how well my college is doing in the other March Madness. But I don’t want to talk about it because I don’t want to jinx them.
If you are like me, then you have played around with the different voices on Waze. And you have discovered the Boy Band voice option that is creepier than Pennywise, Jigsaw, Ghostface, and the Burger King combined.
Have you ever wondered what they look like? Well, Jimmy Fallon had them perform on The Tonight Show on Friday. It is surprising how normal they appear to be. They won’t haunt my nightmares like their voice.
And now the world is a less scary place.
Oh, and I watched this video to see Fall Out Boy do an all-cluck version of Sugar, We’re Goin’ Down dressed as chickens. But the Waze reveal was so much more brilliant.
Seriously, the whole Audience Suggestion Box segment was really good. So sit back and watch it because we all need to laugh.
