So, like many people, I have a Swiftie that I love in my life. Therefore, whenever there is something about Taylor Swift in the news, I have to share it with her…and you.
So here is today’s Taylor news. The singer will be doing a sit-down interview on The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon on October 6th to promote her album, The Life of a Showgirl, which comes out on October 3rd.
Even though she is promoting new music, she will not be performing on the NBC late night show, which seems odd to me.
Personally, if I were her people, I would have booked her to go Day Drinking with Seth Meyers on Late Night. Everyone who does that comes off as endearing because you get to see them be who they really are, as compared to performing for an interview.
Before I start the story, I just had an epiphany. I love to psycho analyze people. And I have finally figured out something new about trump. He is the type of kid who was rightfully bullied because he was a dick. So, after school, he would run home to his look-alike mommy and cry about how much all the kids were mean to him. Then she would call the school, their parents, or both. And then those kids would hate him even more. He didn’t have any real friends. He only had the ones that his parents bought for him.
Even though it is over 70 years later, he still acts like that kid who wants to be liked. And in those 70 years, he still has not figured out that you have to be likable to be liked.
That brings me to present day. He feels that the late night hosts are being mean to him. He can’t run home to mommy (because she is dead), so instead, he goes to the FCC and has them go after the hosts.
And that is why that FCC guy, who also had no friends, was threatening the broadcast channels to fire Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, and Seth Meyers.
And it worked because ABC was forced to pull Jimmy Kimmel Live on Wednesday, when Nexstar and Sinclair wanted something out of trump’s mom, I mean, the FCC.
And since the four shows are sick of this bullshit, they decided to make a mockery of trump that is worse than anything they have ever done before. Because if you come for one of them, you have come for all of them. And they are also smarter than trump because he doesn’t get sarcasm and humor. Shhh! Don’t tell him or his paid friends that. It is our dirty little secret.
And one more thing. What trump and his paid friends who use him have not figured out is that you can get them fired from broadcast, where they have some constraints in the classroom. But the second they are free on the courtyard, they can do whatever they want. And they will.
Please understand, I HATE bullies. I take them down. It is so much fun. So don’t be a trump, be a late night host.
Let’s be honest. Labubus are ugly, and most of us cannot understand why they are such a huge craze now. Right? Right! My blind friend asked me to describe them to her, and the first thing I said to her is that, “They are fucking ugly.” I would buy my niece anything her heart desires, but not Labubus. Thankfully, she is not into them.
Anywho…Yesterday, on The Tonight Show
, Jimmy Fallon asked Jason Bateman to play a new game. What is it? It is Pickleball Golf Labubu Death Challenge. The object of the game is to knock down as many Labubus from the wall of fugly dolls by hitting a pickleball with a golf club.
The best part is that there are two special ones, Jason LaBateman and Jimmy Falubum, who have their faces on them. If they hit one of those, it is worth five points, while the other ones are only worth one.
How did they do? There were way too many left, so poorly. But Fallon did knock himself out.
The Savannah Bananas have been everywhere, but there was one place they have not been. Where is that place? It is late night television.
However, that all changed yesterday when they appeared on The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon. And boy did the baseball team hit it out of the park.
Everyone was highlighted, and by the end of it all, Fallon became an honorary member.
If ever there was a day that we needed them, yesterday was it! We need more positivity in the world, and they are it!
Before today, if someone asked me who are the most competitive game players on television, I would’ve said either Kelly Clarkson or Jimmy Fallon. Not anymore.
That title now goes to Steve Martin Short. The two of them played Catchphrase against Selena Gomez and Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show, and they came to win.
However, they are not very good at games, and they don’t like losing. But they are always funny as they shit talk their opponents and themselves.
It was so much fun to watch them suck that I would love to see them get a game show where they play two people, where they can cheat and badmouth the people they are playing. The object of the game is to beat them. But if you do, you are going to have to face their wrath, so you kind of want them to win.
