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BTWF: Jason Momoa on Baywatch: Hawaii
August 16th, 2021 under Before They Were Famous, David Hasselhoff/Baywatch, Jason Momoa. [ Comments: none ]

Before Jason Momoa was Aquaman, he worked next to the ocean on Baywatch: Hawaii. You can barely recognize the 19-year-old in that 1999 episode.

And that is how he prefers it. He told Australian radio show Fitzy and Wippa, “We don’t say the B-word at home. We hide all of that, mate! Never happened, mate! We don’t talk about those words. The B-word didn’t happen.”


Jason Momoa even makes drinking water look sexy
August 2nd, 2021 under Jason Momoa. [ Comments: none ]

Jason Momoa is a naturally sexy man. Therefore, everything he does is a turn on. Don’t believe me? Look at these photos of him drinking his Mananalu Water. He makes it looks so hot; I need a bottle of that stuff poured on me to cool me down.

But then again, when you are playing Aquaman, you better look ravishing with whatever water is thrown your way.


Jason Momoa can make ironing look sexy AF
July 9th, 2021 under Anthony Anderson, Jason Momoa, Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]

Jimmy Kimmel is out fishing for the summer, so Anthony Anderson is filling in for him. The black-ish star caught himself a fish, or should I say Aquaman?

If you are going to have Jason Momoa on your show, then you are going to want to get him wet. Therefore the late night host asked him if he could make things sexy. As soon as Momoa heard that, he ignored the studio’s request to keep his clothes on and took off his shirt. Now, I was wet.

Back to the game. Sorry, I got distracted by his muscular chest. Anyways, the first thing ordinary thing he had to try to make extraordinary was putting on hand sanitizer. He put a little on his hands, but the rest he let cascade down on his beard and chest.

Next up, he was asked to open a can of tuna in a way that would turn the ladies on. So he crushed the can open with his arm muscles, and then he poured the juice in his mouth. It got all over him. And I never knew tuna could be so erotic, but it is.

Oh, and he better be careful when he films Aquaman 2 because the tuna might want to get revenge on him for this.

Finally, he had to iron a shirt, and all I will say is that Lisa Bonet is a very lucky woman.

Good thing this segment aired at night because it is not safe for daytime. Although, I might change my mind if they gave him a show earlier in the day where all he does is make the mundane orgasmic. Would you watch it?


Jason Momoa reveals his true self
February 3rd, 2020 under Ads, Jason Momoa. [ Comments: none ]
When you think of Jason Momoa, you think of him as a good-looking, muscular man with gorgeous long thick curly hair you want to run your fingers through. Well, it is all fake. In fact, so much so, he is more plastic than the Real Housewives.

The beefcake revealed that he wears lifts to make him look taller, foam rubber arms and chest to give him muscles, and a wig to cover up his balding crown. Even without all of that, I would still help him lift up his 10-pound dumbbell.

What wasn’t dumb was Rocket Mortgage blowing at least $5 million to air that commercial during the Super Bowl because it is as perfect as the lead himself. I don’t have a house and I want to take out a mortgage with them. That is what commercials are supposed to do. At least that is what my advertising teachers told me when I was in college. After telling me, I would never make it in advertising.


Jason Momoa taking a bubble bath!
January 28th, 2020 under Jason Momoa. [ Comments: none ]
Jason Momoa goes from the ocean as Aquaman to being a big teddy bear taking a bubble bath for Rocket Mortgage’s Super Bowl commercial. I don’t know why. I don’t care why. However, I do have one care. There are way too many bubbles!


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