James Van Der Beek was on Conan yesterday and it was the first time he has been interviewed by Conan O’Brien for the first time in 14 years! He explained that it was because his douchieness peeked while he was on Conan’s show and he has been embarrassed ever since.
But that wasn’t the highlight of the TBS interview, it was when Dawson, Conan and Andy Richter started talking about their butts. The conversation got so hot that they actually set off the fire alarm and they had to cut their chat short. Sadly with all of that butt talk, not one time did any of them get up and shake their booty for us ladies who wanted to see just how fiery their a$$es are. According to the fire detectors they are smoky hot!
BTW James Van Der Beek definitely got a lot better looking with age!
Tonight at 8p on ABC Whoopi Goldberg guest stars on The Middle and she plays Sue’s Guidance Counselor. She convinces Sue to change herself and let’s just say it goes as well as when Jan wore a curly brown wig on The Brady Bunch. But the best part of the episode comes at the end and you will once again be saying poor Sue.
While Sue is having her own issues, her parents decide to buy a new bed. And the show brings back the silent movie style to understand the Heck’s relationship. It is so well done, you will have to tune into watch it.
After Sue’s poor Sue moment, tune into Suburgatory at 8:30p where Tessa and George’s relationship is changed forever. I have to leave you Clueless about what happens, but what I can tell you is they have one of the weirdest and cutest sonograms you will ever see on TV. And did I mention that someone thinks that her parents might not really be her parents? Do you think you know who it is?
The yucks conclude on ABC at 9:30p with Don’t Trust the B—- in Apt 23
and James Van Der Beek is joining Dancing with the Stars. Chloe and him have some interesting moves, but not as good as the ones you will see him do with June at a wedding with him. Find out what they are doing at a wedding and see who is Chloe’s back up celebrity when The Beek is unavailable.
James Van Der Beek is starring as himself in Don’t Trust the B—- in Apt 23 and today he learned there is a different type of B he shouldn’t trust because she will sting you like a MoFo. The Beek Tweeted the above picture and said, “Anybody else finding bee stings far worse the older you get? Think I need an antihistamine” Ummm, by the looks of his hand, I think he should get to the hospital ASAP.
When it comes to are the stings worse when you are older, anyone who has been stung as an adult knows the answer is hell yes.
James Van Der Beek will be playing a role that is very difficult for him starting tomorrow on the sitcom Don’t Trust the B in Apt 23, he will be playing himself. Well since the show is debuting tomorrow, he has to do a lot press for it and one of his stops was Jimmy Kimmel Live. While he was there, Dawson Learey told the ABC late night host the different stages of fame. The first stage is when people recognize you, but don’t know from where. The second is they know what show you are on, but that is it. Stage three is they know your character name, but not your real one. The fourth is they finally know your name and how to pronounce it. The fifth is your character name is said like the joke that you have become. The final stage is where they mistake you for someone else whose career has also gone down the tubes. Since his career has followed that path, I think it is funny how he characterized it. Especially because it is so true.
And since this was said on JKL, Jimmy made sure to add a stage to the levels of fame…the last stage is being asked to be on Dancing with the Stars. And you guessed it he was asked to do it, and as of now he has said no.
Seriously guys back to the Beek for a second, just when I didn’t think I could love him anymore he comes with stuff like this. I was not a fan of Dawson, but I love James Van Der Beek.
Finally – here is Kimmel’s stages of fame:
1 – You are on that late show?
2 – Your that Man who is less of one on The Man Show.
3 – Jimmy Camel? Jimmy Kimmy?
4 – Jimmy Kimmel
5 – You were dumped by Sarah Silverman for Matt Damon?
6 – Weren’t you that Jim guy on According to Jim? or Jimmy Fallon?
Hopefully if someone Kimmel reads this, they will know I am joking about his stages of fame…or am I???
