Jimmy Kimmel has said that he was ready to quit Jimmy Kimmel Live. However, when push came to shove, he signed on the dotted line for 3 more years.
When he was on Howard Stern’s radio yesterday, the late night explained why he decided to stay on. “I was having a hard time with the leaving part of it. I don’t just mean leaving. I mean what you have to go through. The emotional toll that it takes,” he said. “You got 6 months, you got to wrap it up. And it was easier for me to go, ‘hey, I will worry about that in 3 years.'”
So, in 3 years, he will sign another contract because he won’t be ready to say goodbye then either. And then, 3 years after that, it will happen again. It will be a vicious cycle until one of them decides to cut the cord.
Before Jon Hamm was a working actor, he worked as a set dresser on Skinamax movies. So, you would think that the second the producers saw him bend down and clean the tables of butt prints, they would offer him an on-camera job. But, he told Howard Stern they didn’t ask him.
I betcha the producers on all of the softcore porn movies he worked on regret not hiring him. But then again, they would not be able to show his Hammaconda, so it is not as bad as a decision had been hardcore porn.
A few days ago, Howard Stern announced that he considering running for President of the United States so he could stack the supreme court and get rid of the electoral college.
Today, the Shock Jock announced who his running mate will be, and that person will bring in the women’s vote. Who is it? It is Bradley Cooper. And Stern is right; they have my vote. Do they have your support?
Howard Stern is so fed up with the supreme court’s decision to overturn Roe v. Wade that he is considering running for President of the United States.
If he got elected, the first thing he would do is add five new justices to SCOTUS and get rid of the Electoral College.
The DJ would do the latter because we are in this mess because of it. The man, who is said to have tried to choke one of his security details, lost the popular vote by 3 million votes and still became president.
I agree with Stern on both changes; therefore, he has my vote. When he says he is going to do something, he does it. Unlike our current congress, who say they are going to do stuff on TV and social media, but never follow through in the capitol.
Yes, I used lower cases for titles and places that should be upper case. But they don’t deserve the honor with the way things are going now.
Post Malone was on Howard Stern’s show the other day, and the Shock Jock wanted to know if shit just comes to him when it comes to creating new tunes.
Post told him, “No, shit literally comes to me because I write all my songs on the can.” Actually, he gave more accurate numbers than that, “I’d say about 30% of all of my albums have been written on the shitter. And I’d say 60% of lyrics have been written on the shitter.”
The fact that the singer has written that much music there must mean he spends a lot of time on the porcelain throne. And he does. He is on there for an hour and a half to two hours. My butt went numb just thinking about that.
Talking about thinking. Malone has a special notepad to write the musical notes and words that comes to him as stuff comes out of his butt.
So, the next time you hear one of Post’s songs and think it sounds like shit, it is not an insult. It is what he was doing when he came up with that tune.
