There is a trick that producers and writers do in order to get the scenes that they really want in the movie included if they know that the MPAA will ask for them to be cut out that scene in order so they can get a R rating as compared to the NC-17. They will write a bunch of a scenes that they know will never get past censors in order to guarantee that the ones that they really want will actually make the final cut. It is a negotiation tactic that has worked for them!
When Seth Rogen came up with an orgy scene for Sausage Party, they created 6 of those scenes and the MPAA approved all but one little thing. He told Howard Stern today that, “There is a pita bread and you see his ballsack in the end orgy and it had hair on it. And they asked that we remove the hair from the pita bread’s ballsack.” So they digitally waxed the pita bread because no one wants to see his chick peas covered with hummus.
Seriously, MPAA it is a animated food’s balls, who cares if it has hair or not? They need to get out more!
And talking about getting out more, I wonder what 6 things were that they thought would never make it in that did. Let’s compare notes on Monday at lunch! And make sure, whatever you are eating is served with pita bread!
Mila Kunis was on Howard Stern this morning and she told him about the moment she realized that she was interested in Ashton Kutcher. The two of them attended an award’s party separately, just months after they both found themselves single, and she noticed a tall man standing with his back towards her. When he turned around, she said the music started playing.
The actor invited her to a party at his new house, and she gladly accepted. What she didn’t know is that he intended to set her up with a friend of his. Instead, they hooked up and decided to keep it casual. Even though they both starred in movies about the friends with benefits, they thought they could keep it casual. While they were doing that they dated other people, but they always came home to each other.
As we know, eventually they realized that they were meant to be and now that married with one kid and one on the way.
Their love is more of a RomCom than the movies they were in and I want someone to make it!
For years we have heard that Sacha Baron Cohen was doing a movie about the legendary singer Freddie Mercury and then we heard it wasn’t happening. Today when he was on Howard Stern‘s radio show, the host wanted to know what happened.
The Shock Jock heard it was because they were going to go into the nitty gritty of his life, but Borat explained it was more than that. He claims that he should’ve known that things were going to go bad when he first met the band. He says that one of the members felt that their leader should die midway through movie. What? He then explained that that band member believed the second half of the film should be how the show went on for Queen after Mercury’s death.
Seriously, did Queen really go on without Freddie? They pretty much died the same day. To me, Queen was always Freddie Mercury and without him they are nothing.
Now having said that, I am so thrilled that they killed the biopic. As much as I love Mercury. I detest Cohen. He is no Freddie Mercury.
Howard Stern heard that Khloe Kardashian gives good blow jobs, so he asked her what is her secret? She told him she has DSL. What is DSL? It is D!ck Sucking Lips. No comment.
If the DSL are not enough, then she revealed two other tips to working the tip. They are lots of saliva and use your hands.
So now you know why no man has given her any complaints after she has gone down on them. But then again, when has a man ever complained about any body giving him oral?
Oh and one final tip from me, don’t forget his friends. In other words, don’t just concentrate on the guy standing up for attention.
Before Kevin Hart was in every Bromance movie, he told Howard Stern he worked as shoe salesman. So when the Shock Jock asked him if he ever picked up any women when he was putting shoes on their feet, he told him him yes. Then he demonstrated how he did it.
I am not sure if it would’ve worked on me. Now, if he massaged my feet before he slipped on the glass slipper, then maybe I would’ve jumped at the chance. Well as soon as I had both shoes on my feet and employee discount from him to get those sexy heels for 20% off.
