Harry Styles was having a great show in Chicago the other night, but then tragedy happened. One of the singer’s fans hit him in the bullseye with a water bottle, aka his crotch.
Immediately he hunched over in pain and said, “Now, that’s unfortunate.” Then he proceeded to shake it off before responding to the audience in a high-pitched voice. And then, he went on with the show because it must go on even though it turned into a clip from America’s Home Videos.
Anyways, hopefully, Olivia Wilde is with him, so she can kiss it and make it better. Because her watermelon sugar ain’t getting no action for the foreseeable future. Poor Harry.
BTW I know, I am a sadist. But am I the only one who keeps watching this video in a loop? Please, tell me it is not just me.
As if Don’t Worry Darling didn’t have enough going against it, here is something else to make the behind-the-scenes more interesting than the movie that is going to flop will ever be.
Yesterday, when Harry Styles walked into the theater at the Venice Film Festival and prepared to sit next to Chris Pine, it looked as though the singer spat on his co-star’s lap. So people spent hours (I spent minutes) analyzing the video to determine if he did.
Do you think that Styles left some of his Watermelon Sugar on the cutest Chris? I mean, the sexiest guy from One Direction could’ve thought that Pine was pining for his girl because he is sitting next to his girlfriend?
Still not sure? To see another angle, then click here!
Have you ever wondered how many nipples Harry Styles has? Well, you are not alone. Chelsea Handler wondered the same thing, so she asked the singer if the rumor was true that he has four nipples. He said, “They’re right.” Then he pointed to where they are on his chest.
After, he started laughing; I thought he might’ve been joking. So, I made the sacrifice to look up photos of “Harry Styles shirtless” to see if he was serious. This was very difficult to do. I mean, can you imagine the suffering I had to go through for you? It was very hard, and you should. I appreciate all I do for y’all. Anyways, you can see that he was telling the truth. There are four of them.
They say nipples on men are useless, but on him, four of them are not. Not sure what we could do with them. But I am sure we could come up with something.
Harry Styles shared a photo of himself wearing just a black and white striped towel, and he looks good in prison stripes. Therefore, can someone arrest him so that that becomes his daily attire?
What is his crime? It is looking too good without a shirt on.
