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Harry Styles looks like a ’70s porn star!
July 20th, 2020 under Harry Styles. [ Comments: 1 ]

We haven’t seen Harry Styles in a while, and he is looking a little bit different these days when he was spotted at Casa Maria Luigia with some Villa Manodori. The singer decided to grow out a mustache. Now, he is ready to get into vintage porn with his longer hair, oversized glasses, and pornstache. Would anyone object if he did do it?

Do you think he should shave off the kiwi fuzz or keep it going?


Does this candle smell like Harry Styles?
May 11th, 2020 under Harry Styles. [ Comments: none ]


Remember when a whole bunch of people spent $75 to buy a candle that was said to smell like Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina? Well, now a whole bunch of people are buying one that costs 10% of that because they think it smells like Harry Styles.

Does it smell like his penis? Nope. The One Direction singer likes to wear Tom Ford’s Tobacco Vanille, and some of his fans are convinced the Cashmere Vanilla candle by Threshold smells just like him. Now Target is sold out of it.

Can you imagine working at Threshold and wondering why this scent is all of a sudden selling like crazy? Then, finding out why it is. They are probably trying to figure out what other singers they can make their candles smell like.


Harry Styles thinks he would be still be a virgin if her wasn’t famous
March 3rd, 2020 under Harry Styles. [ Comments: none ] asked Harry Styles what he would be if he was not a rock star. He told them “a virgin.”

If he wasn’t famous, he still would have lost his virginity a long time ago. Look at him! Even if we all didn’t know his name, we would still want to suck on his Kiwi.

Not only is he really cute, but he also had an endearing personality. Women will flock to him no matter what.


You can’t help Falling for Harry Styles
February 28th, 2020 under Harry Styles. [ Comments: none ]

Harry Styles released the music video for his new single today, and it gave me the same chills I got when I heard Adele’s Hello for the first time.

Falling proves that Styles is more than a member of a boyband, he can actually belt out a ballad that grabs hold of your heart. I knew he was good at the pop stuff, but this a whole new appreciation of his voice for me. I am in awe.

Someone get me a lighter because it is the only way to listen to this tune. Imagine what it will be like when he performs Falling live? You will be able to hear a pin drop as strangers sway side to side.


Is Harry Styles working at Starbucks?
January 21st, 2020 under Harry Styles. [ Comments: none ]


you cannot tell me that’s not harry styles 🥵🥵🥵🦋🦋🦋 #harrystyles #fyp

♬ original sound – fridasakaj

Frida and her friends went to a Starbucks around 30 miles west of Chicago and the man at the drivethru looked very familar to them. Sean looks a lot Harry Styles. Which makes you wonder if it is the One Direction singer?

While he may be a doppelganger, Sean has much more of a babyface.

You know if I were Sean, I would tell the coffee shop to take this job and shove it. Then I would get a job either as a Styles impersonator or a stripper who dances to One Direction. There is a lot more money in the latter two businesses.


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