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Harry Styles splits his pants in front of celebrity crush Jennifer Aniston
January 27th, 2023 under Friends (cast), Harry Styles. [ Comments: none ]

Harry Styles once said that Jennifer Aniston was his celebrity crush. So he got excited when he found out that she was in the audience yesterday.

Therefore, he decided to put on a show for her. It just wasn’t the one he was expecting. He got down on one knee, and his pants went in a different direction, exposing his white underwear.

Since he is Harry Styles, he embarrassingly got up, put his hand over his crotch, and danced his way over to a piece of clothing to cover himself up. All while looking so cute!

And now Aniston is dreaming of him the way he used to dream of her.


Harry Styles is a briefs man
December 10th, 2022 under Harry Styles. [ Comments: none ]

Have you ever wondered if Harry Styles wears boxers or briefs? Now we know! Not only does he wear briefs, they are black. And that makes him look even sexier in his Calvins.

So sexy Calvin Klein should hire him to model their underwear.


Harry Styles is no longer eating Olivia Wilde’s Watermelon Sugar
November 18th, 2022 under Harry Styles, Olivia Wilde. [ Comments: none ]

Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde have ended their nearly two-year relationship, and his fans couldn’t be happier.

“He’s still touring and is now going abroad. She is focusing on her kids and her work in L.A.,” a source told People. “It’s a very amicable decision.”

Another source told the magazine that they are still friends but no longer lovers. When it comes to who will have a rumored lover first, I think that will be Wilde, who never seems to be single for long. Although, his fans wish they could console him right away.

The two met when he starred in her movie, Don’t Worry Darling, which was plagued by gossip and negative reviews.


Harry Styles let himself go
October 27th, 2022 under Harry Styles. [ Comments: none ]

Now that Harry Styles is dating Olivia Wilde, it appears that he is not keeping up with his appearance. The singer shared a shirtless photo of himself with a long thick beard.

So, how has the Policeman let himself go? Nope, it is a photo to promote his new music video, Music for a Sushi Restaurant.

And let me tell you, the video is scarier than him with a bushy beard. If you want to see it, then click here!


Harry Styles got hit in the Only Angel and Two Ghosts
October 19th, 2022 under Harry Styles. [ Comments: none ]

Harry Styles was having a great show in Chicago the other night, but then tragedy happened. One of the singer’s fans hit him in the bullseye with a water bottle, aka his crotch.

Immediately he hunched over in pain and said, “Now, that’s unfortunate.” Then he proceeded to shake it off before responding to the audience in a high-pitched voice. And then, he went on with the show because it must go on even though it turned into a clip from America’s Home Videos.

Anyways, hopefully, Olivia Wilde is with him, so she can kiss it and make it better. Because her watermelon sugar ain’t getting no action for the foreseeable future. Poor Harry.

BTW I know, I am a sadist. But am I the only one who keeps watching this video in a loop? Please, tell me it is not just me.


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