You won’t be able to see Bob Saget’s Halloween costume this yea because it will, thankfully, be covered by his pants. That’s because his penis is going as a bigger penis. Which we can all imagine how big or, should I say, small the original one is. I know what I am thinking, what are you thinking?
Chesapeake Shores debuts at 9p on Hallmark Channel and it is a touching series that we have been longing for. We just did not know it until now.
Abby (Meghan Ory) is a very busy top financial analyst in a prestigious NYC investment firm. She is also divorced with twin daughters who are 8 years old. Because of her job, she does not have a lot of time for them and their nanny is raising them.
Then one day her younger sister Jess (Laci J. Mailey) calls her and begs her big sis to come back home to Chesapeake Shores. After much convincing, she packs up the girls for a long weekend trip to her beautiful home near Baltimore.
As soon as she gets her home her grandmother (Diane Ladd), who helped to raise her, greets at her the house. Then Jess comes out, but does not tell her big sister why she needed her to come home immediately. Then next day Abby finds out Jess bought a house to turn into a Bed & Breakfast, but it is falling apart and she is behind on payments. Jess asks her to help convince to the bank to give her an extension.
When they get to the bank, Abby sees her ex-fiancé’, who she left and never told him she was leaving for NYC. Even though Trace (Jesse Metcalfe) and her have their tension over that, you can tell that they still have a connection.
Another person Abby needs to connect to is her workaholic father (Treat Williams), who came back from a job in Boston to see his oldest daughter. The two of them love each other, but Abby still blames for causing her mom to leave and he was barely there when she was growing up.
Even though, she is getting close to her family again, it is time for her to go back to the city. Plans change when her grandmother suddenly collapses, and she decides to extend her trip.
The longer she stays in Chesapeake Shores, the more she thinks it would be better place for her to be now. Especially, since her nanny suddenly quit and ex-husband wants custody of the twins. Along with the fact that the head of the Baltimore office, offers her a job if she wants it.
Will she stay at her home with her family or go back to NYC to her job? You can assume from the title, she stays. Therefore, the series will follow her adjusting to being back home with her grandmother, her father, her two sisters and two brothers, her ex-boyfriend and most importantly her girls.
If the series is anything like the two-hour premiere tonight, I cannot wait to see the rest of the episodes. Chesapeake Shores is a show that is all heart, something that seems to missing from so many television shows these days. We all need a break from reality for a show that is all about the closeness of family being a family. Along with a cast that you can tell genuinely like each other, you would almost think that they are related. Something I think comes with working with Treat Williams, he brings a compassion that very few actors possess as much as he does. In addition, having Diane Ladd as the matriarch is the glue that keeps the whole cast connected.
Alison Sweeney is back as Hannah Swensen in Murder, She Baked: A Deadly Recipe tonight at 9p on Hallmark Movies & Mysteries and you don’t want to see recipe for disaster she finds herself in tonight.
One night as she is leaving work, she finds the Sheriff lying dead next to his patrol car. Even though Mike (Cameron Mathison) warns us not to investigate the murder, she can’t help herself. Especially when her brother-in-law is accused of the crime. Will Mike and her figure out Who killed the Sheriff before her sister gives birth?
You have to tune in for this suspenseful mystery that keeps you guessing until the end to find out.
Dr. Kate Lawrence (Vanessa Marcil) shares relationship advice via her blog and on TV, and she is about to get a book offer but there are things she has to do to get it. She has huge news to share with her fans, she is getting married Bryan. Just as they are about to announce their big news, he tells her that they are breaking up because he has been seeing someone else. Now she is going to disappoint everyone and lose her book deal because she doesn’t have a fiance’ to share with them.
That’s when her former childhood friend Lucas Wright (David Sutcliffe), who she no longer talks to, steps in to be the The Convenient Groom. Tonight at 9p on the Hallmark Channel the two of them will pretend to be a loving couple who is putting on a quickie wedding, hoping that no one will find out that they are faking their relationship. Will they be able to get away with it? Will these ex-friends become more than friends? Has she found her Mr Wright?
You have to tune in for a feel good movie that teaches you just because you give relationship advice, doesn’t mean you know everything about love.
Here’s my advice to you, you are going to love The Convenient Groom so don’t miss it tonight.
What if your loved one was marrying someone you thought was completely wrong for them, what would you do? Tonight at 9p on Hallmark Channel, Stop the Wedding has two people ask that very question.
Anna (Rachel Boston), is a busy Divorce Lawyer from San Fransisco, who is visiting her Aunt Belle (Lini Evans), who raised her, in Seattle. The two women are having a nice conversation, but then the neighbor’s music is drowning out their chat. The two women go to confront him and find out he’s the very famous actor, Sean Castleberry (Alan Thicke) who is there filming a movie. After their confrontation, the woman go back to their house and Anna goes back home.
A month later she visits her Aunt and finds out she got engaged to Castleberry and they are getting married in two weeks. Anna loves her Aunt and thinks the actor, whose been married several times, is wrong for her. She is not alone, his son Clay (Niall Matter) feels the same way about her Aunt. Now the two of them, who hate each other, will work together to Stop the Wedding.
Anna and Clay have been too busy to find love, so do they even know what true love looks like? Are the two making the right choice by stopping the wedding? Are Belle and Sean right for each other?
You will have to tune into this delightful telemovie that leaves a huge smile on your face. It is so rare days to find a movie that is enjoyable from the beginning until the end and this is one of them. We all need to have some happiness on our weekends, and this film will do just that.
