Martha Stewart is reportedly not really a fan of GOOP, which is why a caller on Watch What Happens Live yesterday wanted to know what the Domestic Goddess thinks of Gwyneth Paltrow’s candle that smells like her vagina for $75.
Stewart, once she understood what it was, said, “She does that irritating read…She is trying to zhoosh up the public to listen to her.” Then she said, “That is great. Let her do her thing.” Which is the North Easterner’s classy way of saying, “Bless her heart.”
Would she buy it? Of course, not. Then Andy Cohen wanted to know, who she thinks is purchasing it? The mogul told him, “I think it is a lot of guys who are horny.” Personally, I think it is a lot of horny women. Who do you think is ordering it?
Gwyneth Paltrow revealed that she does not always live with her husband. What is a girl to do when the cat is away? She uses a vibrator to play with her pussy. At least, I think that is what she is trying to tell us in this GOOP ad. A commercial that leads you to believe she is very full of herself. But, we would never think that? Would we?
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It is a slow day, so let me make it more exciting for you. Here is Gwyneth Paltrow applying some facial cleanser. Well, it is less boring than most of her movies. See, I can say something positive about her.
Julia Roberts and Gwyneth Paltrow posed for this photo. When I saw it the first thing I thought, is who do I find more annoying of the two of them? I could not decide. If only Jennifer Aniston was there, then I would easily have my answer.
Since I don’t have one, who bothers you more than the other one?
Gwyneth Paltrow recycled her Halloween costume, as in she made it out of a cardboard box package she got. Which is the perfect look for her because most of us would like to return her to sender!
UPDATE: So it from Se7en, a movie I fell asleep watching. Thus, why I didn’t get the reference.
