Matt Stonie won the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest this July 4th, and he is still eating his way through fast food.
He recently challenged himself to beat the current Guinness Book of World Records record of downing the most Big Macs in an hour. The current record is 17 in 60 minutes, and he decided to top that by 8. That’s right, he drove to the nearest McDonald’s and ordered 25 of them. Then he went home, lined them up and put on the timer. One by one, he gobbled them up and within 12 minutes he tied the record. Ten minutes after that, he had finished all 25. When he was done, he was looking worse for wear, which is totally understandable because I felt the same after just watching him.
Especially when you consider he consumed 11 pounds of food, 13,250 calories and 825 grams of fat in just 22 minutes. What is so frustrating is how he still remains skinny after eating all of that. Well after he takes a major poop because his belly swelled to size of a Kim Kardashian who is 9 months pregnant.
You know what, for some reason, I am craving a Big Mac, so off I go. Do you want one or will you never eat one again?
Franchesca just made the Guinness Book of World Records, but can you tell which animal is under all of that record breaking fur? Franchesca is an Angora Rabbit, and she has the Longest Fur for a Rabbit. How long? The two year’s old fur is 36.5 cm (14.37 inches) long. According to Guinness, that is the size of two length wise subway sandwiches. Imagine being the owner who has to groom all of that fur on the Best In Show Winner? To make matters worse for Dr Better Chu, Franchesca is the mother to 4 babies who look just like her when she was younger. So her record might not be long, like her fur, for the world because one of her offsprings might knock her out of book.
Now back to Franchesca, I wish someone who would make a stuffed animal of her, for her rabbit, I mean, rabid fans. Seriously, isn’t that fur ball just bunnderful?
We all grew up with the story of the Tortoise and the Hare. Well, there is a tortoise at the Adventure Valley Park in Brasside, Durham, UK, that could’ve won that race even if the hare didn’t take a nap. Bertie is so fast, he is now in the new edition of the Guinness Book of World Records for Fastest Tortoise in the World. How fast is he? He sprinted a 5.48m course set at a gradient of 1:12 in a speedy 19.59 seconds, destroying the record that had been held since 1977.
Proving once again that slow and steady still wins the race. Although this race took over 38 years to win.
BTW Bertie is a real pisser! Especially, when he gets so excited about getting his certificate for being the World’s Fastest Tortoise that he pees on his owner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTu9Vcq7R0g
Two weeks ago, Alliance In Motion Global Inc. gathered 8,018 people in Manila, Philippines to create the Largest Human Smiley Face and together they landed themselves in the Guinness Book of World Records. If this world record doesn’t bring a big smile to your face, then I don’t know what will?
The only thing that is missing from it, is Forrest Gump running around the finished product telling reporters, “Sh!t happens!”
There is a Guinness Book of World Records title for Most Self-Portrait Photographs (Selfies) Taken in Three Minutes and Kim Kardashian isn’t the holder of it…yet. Believe it or not, The Rock claimed it yesterday at the London premiere of his new movie San Andreas. Dwayne Johnson took over 105 photos with the fans on the red carpet, but only that number counted towards the title. What were the requirements? He had to show “the full face and neck of participants being viewable and that the images were focused, with recognisable faces and no blurring.”
Congrats DJ on getting into the Guinness Book of World Records. I am so proud that I went to same college as him. See what you can accomplish if you go to the University of Miami!
