Seriously? OMG! WTF?

George Clooney told Oceans Eleven, Twelve and Thirteen co-star Brad Pitt he can come visit him in Italy as long as he lives the kids at home according to Sky Showbiz. In the interview Clooney said, "I've told him he can't bring his children. I get nervous around kids. I'm not ready for that kind of life." I always wondered if there was something about George Clooney that wasn't perfect, now I know what it is…he can't stand kids. What a shame because you know he would make beautiful charming children.

In the latest update on Danny DeVito and George Clooney’s carousing night out earlier this week – which resulted in DeVito’s sloshed appearance on Wednesday’s edition of ABC’s The View – Clooney says when he woke up the next morning he was still reeling from their "brutal night" before. "When’s the last time you got really drunk?" Matt Lauer asks PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive, in a Today show interview set to air Monday. "I mean, stumble down, fall on your face drunk?" "Umm … well … I was with um, an actor recently," replies Clooney, 45. "Big guy, little guy?" Lauer playfully presses. "Umm," says Clooney, "Big, big heart umm and ah we were doing shots of limoncello and that’s all I can really say on the subject" – though, he adds: "All I can remember." Continues Lauer: "This was Danny DeVito?! Who showed up on The View the next day and just seemed wrecked." Clooney concedes the point, adding that he was in similarly bad shape for his scheduled appearance on Live! With Regis & Kelly. During the ABC broadcast, DeVito, 62, slurred his words, told rambling stories and at one point sat on Rosie O’Donnell’s lap. After admitting he’d been out with Clooney all night, he said, "I knew it was the last seven limoncellos that was going to get me." As for just how much they really imbibed, "I got to the point where I was dumping the shots into, ah you know, a plant next to me and um, I don’t think … Danny saw me do that," Clooney concedes. When Lauer suggests that it was all "a calculated move" for Clooney to score at the bar with DeVito’s castoffs, the actor counters, "Well, the funniest thing was it was … we were just at a restaurant. It wasn’t like we were out drinking. We were at a restaurant, sitting down, drinking. I was in bed by 11:30 at night and I woke up at, you know, 7 (laughs) and I was still drunk."

People

Sounds like Danny out drank him! You go boy!

George Clooney is a huge fan of Johnny Depp. The ‘Ocean’s Thirteen’ actor has praised the ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ star for his amazing talent and good business sense. He said: "Johnny just keeps doing really good stuff. He’s a really, really smart and good actor." Clooney has even written to Depp, 43, to express his admiration. He added: "I’ve written letters to him just so say, ‘Hey, man, you’re flaming great’." Meanwhile, Clooney has revealed he could never run for president – because he has had too much sex.

Female First 

That is so cute! I used to write both of their names in my schoolbooks, they are just so cute! Back when Depp was doing soft core porn and Clooney was on a comedy called E/R!

"I always heard that George has amazing chemistry with all of his co-stars," said Barkin, freshly divorced from billionaire Ronald Perelman, at the American Cinematheque tribute to Clooney the other night. "Now I see why. … I’m probably the only one of many actresses to stand up here and admit yes, I have f— George Clooney. I’m very proud of it actually. … If you don’t have chemistry with George Clooney, you need to check your pulse." Yesterday, a rep for Barkin insisted the actress "was just goofing around. It was a roast. She was being funny." Whatever. At the very least, George knows she’s willing. Also at the L.A. dinner was Julia Roberts, who told Clooney, "Before I met my husband, you were the best man I ever met. … You’re cute and funny and you do wacky things with shaving cream and Neosporin." Before anyone could conjure a picture of George lathering Julia up, she added, "I don’t mean that in a sexy way." Salma Hayek warned, "Girls, he’s the best friend you can have. But he’d make a lousy boyfriend." Hayek didn’t say how she reached that conclusion. Though she did allow, "For a non-Mexican, he makes the best shrimp quesadillas I have had." Noah Wyle, Danny DeVito, Catherine Zeta-Jones and other friends tormented Clooney with pictures of his youthful mullet, as well as clips from his old television pilots and bombs like "Batman & Robin" and the "Return of the Killer Tomatoes!" Carl Reiner hailed Clooney’s impression of Liza Minnelli’s ex-husband David Gest. Don Cheadle said, "No one is more infantile than George. That’s why he doesn’t have any children. He doesn’t want the competition." Taped tributes came from Matt Damon, Renee Zellweger, Paul Newman, Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Madeleine Albright and Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Clooney countered that he had no regrets about his hairstyles or early work. "I do have regrets in my life," he said. "I regret that Michelle Pfeiffer was married when we did ‘One Fine Day.’ And that Julia and Catherine Zeta-Jones were married, too. Also Matt Damon, but that’s a different story. I’d like a crack at him." The show airs on AMC on Dec. 13.

Rush & Molloy

You so know Barkin really did f him!

George Clooney sits at the beginning of a meeting about the situation in the Darfur region in Sudan, with the Security Council at the United Nations in New York September 14, 2006.

Reuters

If the Securuty Council was all women, anything he asked for would be achieved! 

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