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The McWhopper needs to happen!
August 26th, 2015 under Ads, Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsaUuIj6Xb0
September 21st is Peace One Day and Burger King wants to make peace with McDonald’s for the day with the McWhopper. The bottom half will be the Whopper, the top is the Big Mac and I am drooing already. So McDonald’s accept this proposal because I must have this.
Granted, I could just go to McDonald’s and Burger King, buy a Big Mac and a Whopper and make one myself. But it won’t be the same or will it? I will let you know later today.

UPDATE: McDonald’s responded to Burger King and there is reason why their sales are declining. They suck and don’t get what a brilliant idea BK had with their appeal. If they did, they would’ve understood that this would’ve been great publicity for both fast food joints.

Dear Burger King,
Inspiration for a good cause… great idea.
We love the intention but think our two brands could do something bigger to make a difference.
We commit to raise awareness worldwide, perhaps you’ll join us in a meaningful global effort?
And every day, let’s acknowledge that between us there is simply a friendly business competition and certainly not the unequaled circumstances of the real pain and suffering of war.
We’ll be in touch.
-Steve, McDonald’s CEO
P.S. A simple phone call will do next time.

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BTWF standup: Norm McDonald on One Night Stand
July 22nd, 2015 under Before They Were Famous, Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAKq5FPxuUg
Before Norm McDonald was judging comedians on Last Comic Standing, he was doing his own standup in One Night Stand. How funny was the 27 year old in that 1991 comedy special?

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Do the McDonald’s Happy Meal Minion’s toys sound like their cursing?
July 10th, 2015 under Fast Food, Odd. [ Comments: none ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8Zn_es9fYk

Minions are the hottest thing out there for kids right now, and McDonald’s has them in their Happy Meal boxes. Well in Orlando a grandfather and a grandmother got the toy for their grandchild and they told WFTV that they were shocked by what it said. They could swear the cute little yellow plastic toy is saying, “what the f*ck?” and “I’ll be damned.”
I listened to the video and I can hear the, “I’ll be damned,” but the other one doesn’t really sound like “what the f*ck,” to me. What are you hearing?
Here’s what McDonald’s says you should be hearing, “para la bukay,” “hahaha” and “eh eh.” I definitely don’t hear that. Do you?
After all of this controversy, I am going to McDonald’s and get a Happy Meal with a cursing toy inside that makes me happy!

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You’ll be a pig in a blanket if you eat this pizza!
June 11th, 2015 under Ads, Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]



Little Caesars has surrounded their pizza crust with bacon. Pizza Hut Down Under put meat pies in theirs. Now the Yanks are putting pigs in a blanket in theirs. On June 18th, you can order your pepperoni pizza surrounded by mini franks from Pizza Hut. It’s an appetizer and a meal all rolled into one. When you are done, you can call 9-1-1.
I don’t know what has happened in the last few years, but I think all of fast food companies are trying to kills us even faster than they did before. Every time I wonder, what the heck they are going to come up with next, they come up with something even more horrifying and scrumptious than the last thing. For the last few days I’ve seen ads from Carls Jr for their The Most American Thickburger that is topped with a hot dog and bottomed out with chips. As disgusting and unhealthy as that looks, I so want to sink my teeth into one. Just as my mind pictures it, my heart reminds me what I shouldn’t do with a painful reminder.
What is the most tantalizing thing you’ve seen from a fast food company recently?

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Katy Perry the Phantom of Taco Bell?
April 28th, 2015 under Fast Food, Katy Perry. [ Comments: 14 ]


Katy Perry is in Tokyo and she posted a photo of herself on line at Taco Bell. It’s not where’s she at why I am posting this, but it’s what she’s wearing. What’s up with the black cape and matching surgical mask. She looks like the female version of the Phantom of the Opera or an evil villain. What do you think she looks like?

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