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I need the KFC Chicken Sandwich Snuggler!
February 3rd, 2022 under Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

KFC came out with a huge pillow that looks just like one of their chicken sandwiches. Not only does it look good enough to eat, but the squishy snuggler also looks good enough to snuggle with all night long.

Who needs a man when you can spork with that soft dreamy cushion? Not me! Well, maybe I do, but since I can’t get a man and I can get the imitation for $99, I will take what I can get. That is unless my cat gets jealous and shreds it to look like Kentucky Fried Chicken’s coleslaw.

Guess what I am getting for lunch because I talked myself into it.

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Domino’s is giving a $3 tip if pick up your own pizza
February 1st, 2022 under Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

Domino’s wants to pay you to come into their stores and pick up the pizza you bought online. So, they are offering you a $3 tip if you do carry out. That $3 can be used the following week to buy any of their menu items that come to a total of over $5.

“It takes skill to get pizza from a Domino’s store to your door,” said Art D’Elia, Domino’s executive president-chief marketing officer. “As a reward, Domino’s is giving a $3 tip to online carryout customers who take the time and energy out of their day to act as their own delivery drivers. After all, we think they deserve it.”

So if you get a pizza next week, then you can use the coupon for the Super Bowl!

Since I live less than two blocks from a Domino’s, this is a very dangerous deal for me. I might be eating pizza every day now between now and May 22nd, when the offer ends.

BTW Does walking two blocks take off all of the calories I am going to get from the buffalo wings? Asking for a friend.

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Can you do Arby’s Diablo Dare?
January 18th, 2022 under Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

Arby’s has a new sandwich, and it is hot. As in, literally. How hot? They are giving away a free vanilla shake with each one.

But wait, you haven’t told us about it. So, it is called the Diablo Sandwich, and you order it with chicken or brisket. It comes with ghost pepper jack cheese, fiery seasoning, fire-roasted jalapenos, pickles, lettuce, mayonnaise, and a Diablo BBQ sauce on a toasted red chipotle bun.

Now, you get why they are giving away the shake. And that is where the challenge comes in. They want to see if you can eat the whole sandwich without taking a sip of the shake. Sounds easy, but plenty of people are failing?

I hope I don’t fail when I try it. Do you think you can pass?

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Taco Bell is giving away 30 days of tacos for $10
January 7th, 2022 under Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

Taco Bell has come up with a subscription service for the food that is the first part of its name. And that news just rang my bell.

For just $10, you get 30 days of a free taco. Each day, you can choose one of these seven tacos: Crunchy Taco, Crunchy Taco Supreme, Soft Taco, Soft Taco Supreme, Spicy Potato Soft Taco, Doritos® Locos Tacos, and the Doritos® Locos Tacos Supreme.

“There’s no better way to kick off 2022, especially Taco Bell’s 60th anniversary year, than by inviting our fans to enjoy our most iconic tacos every day for 30 days, all while underscoring our commitment to digital innovation and value,” said Zipporah Allen, Chief Digital Officer at Taco Bell. “Tacos are in our DNA, and we’re thrilled to offer our most ordered menu item through the Taco Lover’s Pass. It’s a fun way to continue offering unique ways to reward our most loyal fans through our digital access points.”

How do you sign up for this yummy deal? All you have to do is download the app, join their rewards program, and then click on “Get the pass.” It is that easy.

I already signed up, and I cannot wait to get my first taco. And while I am there, I am going to try their crispy chicken wings that are available until January 12th.

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Fat Joe gets sloppy for White Castle
January 6th, 2022 under Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

White Castle teamed up with Fat Joe for the month of Joe-nuary. During this month, they are selling Sloppy Joe Sliders in his honor. There is the Sloppy Joe, the Smokey Joe, the Spicy Joe, and Sloppy Fries.

They all look so good. I want to know where Harold and Kumar are so that they can take me to the White Castle on Bruckner Blvd. It is times like this that I miss being in NYC and having White Castles near me.

As someone who is from The Bronx like Fat Joe, I would love to hear how people say, Bruckner Blvd. There are some words only New Yawkers can say in their special way, and that is one of them!

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