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Has Simon Cowell hit hard times?
August 29th, 2024 under Fast Food, Hard times, Pizza, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]

Simon Cowell is one of the wealthiest people in entertainment, thanks to shows like America’s Got Talent and The X Factor and the musicians he produces. However, the competition show judge was seen working at Domino’s Pizza. So, has he hit hard times? Nope! He is just doing commercials for the pizza giant to promote their Quality Captains.

The Quality Captains ensure we get the best pizza. They hold customers’ pizzas to an even higher standard, checking every inch to make sure they’re made exactly to order.

“Domino’s demands greatness,” said Cowell. “They know exactly what it means to deliver the perfect pizza. Domino’s is a definite yes from me.”

And Cowell is the perfect person to get the word out about their pizza judges. It is a tough job, but someone has to do it. And I want to do it.

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It’s Pumpkin Spice time at Starbucks
August 22nd, 2024 under Fast Food, Starbucks. [ Comments: none ]

We might be sweating our asses off because of the summer heat, but Starbucks has already transitioned to Fall.

Today, the coffee shop started selling their Pumpkin Spice themed items.

The Pumpkin Spice Latte is back for its 20th year, and it is not alone. The Pumpkin Cream Cold Brew, the Iced Pumpkin Cream Chai, the Apple Crisp Oatmilk Macchiato, and the Iced Apple Crisp Oatmilk Shaken Espresso are also back. Joining the drink menu is the New Iced Apple Crisp Nondairy Cream Chai.

“We are excited to introduce the new Iced Apple Crisp Nondairy Cream Chai to our customers,” said Rosalyn Batingan, Starbucks beverage developer. “This beverage perfectly captures the taste and feeling of fall. We have combined creamy oatmilk with notes of cinnamon, clove and other warm baking spices from our chai tea to compliment the layered flavors of apple, cinnamon and brown sugar which are infused into the nondairy cold foam topping.”

I don’t know about you, but I know where I am getting my tea tomorrow morning.

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Wendy’s frosty reaction to Chick-fil-A’s streaming platform
August 22nd, 2024 under Fast Food, Wendy's. [ Comments: none ]

Yesterday, Chick-fil-A announced that they were getting into the streaming business and releasing original programming.

Well, as soon as Wendy’s heard about it, they had some suggestions for their competing fast food restaurant.

Some of the suggestions are Any Given Day but Sunday, Forgetting Sarah Marshall’s Order, Despicable Meat 2, Chicken Runs, James and the Giant Flavor Reach, Appetite Gone in 60 Seconds, and a few others. To read what they are, you can read their thread on Twitter.

Now we know why Wendy’s fries stay so hot for so long; they know how to deliver the burn. And their Frostys are so cold because they go there.

What movie title suggestions do you have for Chick-fil-A? Good Burger! Nightmare on Elm Street? Thankskilling? Oh, wait, those are real movie titles, and they work!

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It’s officially Pumpkin Spice season!
August 12th, 2024 under Fast Food, Krispy Kreme. [ Comments: none ]

It might only be mid-August and hot as hell out there, but it is not too early to celebrate Pumpkin Spice season. So Krispy Kreme officially launched it today.

“It’s August and we’re all ready for pumpkin spice, somehow. So, we’re bringing back the classics you’re craving,” said Dave Skena, Krispy Kreme Global Chief Brand Officer. “Our fans want their Krispy Kreme Pumpkin Spice Cake Doughnut and Latte right now, and we’re here for it. Stay tuned though, we’re not done spicing up the season.”

I can’t wait to see what else they will be offering because this is my favorite time of the year. It’s Halloween and Pumpkin Spice time!

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Oh, la, la! Krispy Kreme is taking us to Paris
July 15th, 2024 under Fast Food, Krispy Kreme. [ Comments: none ]

Airfare is expensive, so we can’t afford to fly to Paris for the Olympics. Because of that, Krispy Kreme is bringing us Parisian treats with three new donuts.

  • Crème Brûlée Doughnut: An unglazed shell doughnut filled with crème brûlée KREME™ filling, dipped in crème brûlée caramel icing and topped with caramelized sugar crunch.
  • Double Chocolate Éclair Doughnut: An unglazed shell doughnut filled with chocolate custard KREME™ filling, dipped in chocolate icing, and topped with chocolate crisp pearls.
  • Raspberry & Vanilla Crème Doughnut: An Original Glazed® doughnut dipped in raspberry icing and cookie pieces and dolloped with vanilla KREME™.

Do you know what goes great with those? A Crème Brûlée Latte made fresh-to-order hot, iced, or frozen.

The donuts are available for a limited time starting today?

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