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Jack in the Box starts the Pumpkin Spice season early
July 22nd, 2025 under Fast Food, Jack in the Box. [ Comments: none ]

Pumpkin Spice season is coming earlier and earlier every year. This year, Jack in the Box is getting it started less than three weeks after July 4th, with the debut of Pumpkin Spice Mini Churros.

The sweet treat is mini churros filled with sugary pumpkin spice filling & dusted with cinnamon sugar.

Want to get the season started early? Then you need to download the JITB app to order them for $3.19. Only app users have early access to the mouthful of Fall.

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Cumbl Cookies is selling Benson Boone’s Moonbeam Ice Cream cookies!
June 27th, 2025 under Benson Boone, Fast Food. [ Comments: 1 ]

Benson Boone needed a placeholder in his song Mystical Magical, so he used the two words Moonbeam Ice Cream. No one, including him, knew what it tastes like. However, Crumbl Cookies gave it their best shot, and they are selling cookies that taste mystical and magical.

What flavors does it include? They describe it as, “A mystical, magical chilled chocolate cookie packed with cookies & cream pieces, crowned with vibrant moonbeam ice cream-inspired lemon, berry, and marshmallow toppings, and finished with a sweet white drizzle and a final sprinkle of cookies & cream.”

Does the cookie make you want to do a backflip? Don’t wait too long to try one because they are only available until tomorrow.

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Subway scores a hole in one with Happy Gilmore
June 26th, 2025 under Adam Sandler, Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

Happy Gilmore 2 is going from the fairway to Subway starting on July 10th for a limited time. The sandwich restaurant, which was seen in the first movie, will let fans upgrade their meals for $1 more, so that they can get one of the four cups that highlight a moment from the sequel.

The collector cups are:
Happy Gilmore: the legendary golfer himself
Shooter McGavin: Happy’s PGA tour rival and nemesis
Hal L.: The former Silver Acres orderly
Oscar: Happy’s new caddie in Happy Gilmore 2

“Alongside a generation of fans, Subway can’t wait to see our old friend Happy Gilmore recapture the magic that made him such an enduring cultural icon in Happy Gilmore 2,” said Cristina Wells, Senior Vice President of U.S. Marketing at Subway. “We’re excited to partner with Netflix and give fans more of what makes them happy – more ways to enjoy their favorite subs and more ways to engage with a world that we cherish as much as they do – with a one-of-a-kind, connected experience exclusively at Subway.”

Happy Gilmore premieres July 25th on Netflix. So make sure to Subway and Netflix when you stream the golf comedy.

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Do you want to have Sydney Sweeney in your mouth?
June 26th, 2025 under Baskin-Robbins, Fast Food, Sydney Sweeney. [ Comments: none ]

Yesterday, Dunkin’ announced that they were cooling off the hot Summer days with Sabrina Carpenter. Today, Baskin-Robbins announced they are doing the same with Sydney Sweeney.

The actress has two sweet items on their ice cream shop’s menu starting on July 1st, which will cause us euphoria.

First, there is Sydney’s Signature Scoop. Rainbow Sherbet is stuffed in a chocolate-dipped waffle cone with rainbow sprinkles and topped with gummi bear minis. With flavors like that, you are going to want to stuff all of that in your mouth and swallow every sprinkle.

Then, there is Sydney’s Signature Fizz, and you are going to want to suck up the blended Rainbow Sherbet and STARRY™ lemon lime soda* topped off with gummi bear minis.

“Baskin-Robbins has been part of my life since I was a kid — it’s where some of my favorite memories were made, and I still go multiple times a week,” said Sweeney. “I’ve always loved their Rainbow Sherbet, and getting to put my go-to order on the menu is such a full-circle and rewarding moment.”

And you boys can have a full circle moment with her. First, go to Baskin-Robbins and order from the Sweet on Sydney Menu. Then, go home and bathe in her water with Dr. Sasquatch’s Sydney’s Bathwater Bliss.

This is the Summer of sexy blondes whose names start with S.

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Sabrina Carpenter makes cold drinks hot for Dunkin’
June 25th, 2025 under Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

Sabrina Carpenter started the year off with Sabrina’s Brown Sugar Shakin’ Espresso drink from Dunkin’, and now she is giving us something else to sip from the donut store.

Sabrina’s Strawberry Daydream Refresher is crafted with sweet strawberry flavor and creamy oatmilk, then topped with a cloud of velvety cold foam.

Sabrina’s drink joins three other frozen drinks for the summer. Those drinks are Cookie Dough Frozen Coffee, a most-requested fan favorite with beloved chocolate chip cookie dough flavors. Mint Chocolate Chip Frozen Coffee, featuring mint and dark chocolate flavor notes. Butter Pecan Frozen Coffee, offering the classic, iconic flavor swirl with notes of butter roasted pecan.

The boys are going to need those cold drinks and a cold shower after watching the singer’s commercial where she plays a sexy hotline operator.

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