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Sean Hayes teaches Ellen DeGeneres about blow jobs!
October 25th, 2017 under Ellen DeGeneres, Sean Hayes. [ Comments: none ]


Two weeks ago, Sean Hayes almost died when part of his small intestine burst open spewing poison into his body. Luckily, Grandpa Jack from Will & Grace went to the hospital in enough time, so that he is with us today.

Not only that, since he is alive, today he will make up that Ellen DeGeneres appearance he cancelled on because he was in the hospital. Since he is almost all better, he can have some fun with her by playing a game he learned in the hospital. He brought a contraption they use to test your lung strength. The goal is to get the three balls to the top. When Ellen asked him, “Do you suck, not blow;” you know his reaction would be perfect. He told the audience, “Of course, I’d have to teach her!” Spoken like a true Gay man to his Lesbian friend!

How did Ellen do? Much better than I did when I gave my first blow job!

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Hey Justin Hartley, are you stuffing your boxers with dollar bills?
October 23rd, 2017 under Ellen DeGeneres, In Your Pocket?, Justin Hartley, This Is Us. [ Comments: none ]


Ellen DeGeneres has been coming up with interesting ways for celebrities to help her donate $10,000 each episode during October to the Breast Cancer Foundation. Her latest idea was to put Justin Hartley in a booth that blows air up and collect as much hard cash as he can in his boxers within :30 seconds. How did the This Is Us star? His crotch definitely caught my eye because he had more green in there than a male stripper on a good Saturday night.

Sorry, back to the money. Ellen was too lazy to count, so Ulta Beauty just rounded up to $10,000 like his boxers were rounding out in front and in back! It was very distracting!

To see him collect all that dough, then click here!

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Guess who went in disguise to sit in Ellen’s audience?
October 10th, 2017 under Ellen DeGeneres, Guess who?. [ Comments: none ]


Want to see who did not want the cam on him, then click here!

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Ryan Gosling’s childhood crush explains his adult one
October 6th, 2017 under Ellen DeGeneres, Ryan Gosling. [ Comments: none ]


Ellen DeGeneres is raising money for Breast Cancer Foundation this month, and she asked Ryan Gosling if he wanted to help her do it. All he had to do was answer some questions and for each one he answered the charity gets $1,000. The actor agreed only if he can donate $1,000 for each answer he would not answer. They agreed and they were off.

While the first question is the only one that is interesting, it is still worth a watch because he is so cute as he BSs his way through it. Now back to the first answer, he told Ellen that his first childhood crush is Raquel Welch. If you think about it, the ageless beauty looks a lot like his baby mama Eva Mendes. Therefore, he is dating his childhood crush. Which is sweet and creepy at the same time.

BTW thanks to all the answers he gave, BCF is $15,000 richer.

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Taye Diggs makes me want to get physical!
September 26th, 2017 under Ellen DeGeneres, RENT. [ Comments: 1 ]


Taye Diggs wanted to make an entrance on Ellen, and boy did he make one today that will be very hard to top. And I do mean hard! The actor came out doing aerobics to Olivia Newton-John’s Physical in a one-piece spandex leotard, and we could hear his body talk. So much so, our bodies are talking back and saying schwing!

Seriously, didn’t that grand entrance make you happy? What is it about watching aerobics that makes you happy? Doing that exercise is a completely different story!

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