On Sunday night, Donald Trump called EGOT winner John Legend boring and his Chrissy Teigen “his foul mouthed wife.”
Today the host is on Ellen and she described what it was like when that happened. The couple was having a nice night and then their phones started to blow up. Their friends were like did you see what Presidont (thank you Tommy Lee for that nickname) said about you?
They ran to Twitter, but she could not see what he wrote. That is because he is still blocking her. Even though the courts told him he cannot block anyone. That is a whole other issue.
Anyways, she described how she felt at that moment, “It was a weird feeling. I was really angry. I think my eyes filled up with water just at the shock of it. That I can’t believe this really happened right now.”
Then she and her husband spent the rest of the night, writing tweets, checking to make sure what they said was OK, and laughing with friends and strangers. We are laughing with them because Pussy Ass Bitch President is pretty gosh darn perfect.
Is she done fighting with Presidon’t? Probably not. We know in a Lip Sync Battle, she would win. She would also kick his ass in an all out Twitter war. He picked the wrong person to fight with.
Before Alyson Stoner was dancing with Missy Elliott at the VMAs, she was dancing with Ellen DeGeneres. How awwwdorable is the 10-year-old back in 2003?
For two month, Aubrey Plaza spent her days and nights getting scared by Chucky and she thought she was done with it. Now that she is promoting Child’s Play, Ellen DeGeneres thought she needed one more scare from the killer doll.
Since it is Ellen, it is going to be scary, very scary. Or tortorous, I should say. First, the daytime talk show host asked the actress to play a game of Speak Out. You know, the one where you put a plastic mouthpiece in your mouth and try to get the other person to guess what you are saying. It is not easy for your opponent to understand you, so you really have to concetrate. Just as Plaza was really deep in thought on the next phrase, that is when Chucky jumped out of the desk. Scaring the living crap out of her.
What made this scare so much better than the other ones is the fact that Plaza had the mouthpiece in. She already had her scream face on! And kept it on even after she the prank was over.
It seems like Ellen DeGeneres can do anything, but there is something she cannot do. Well besides date boys. That thing is doing impressions.
The show put together a montage of her trying to sound like other celebrities. Her attempts are so bad, that even Cher had to declare that Ellen’s imitation of her is the worst one. I have heard worse, but the talk show host is pretty close to being down there. Personally, I thought her Oprah Winfrey and Donald Trump was even more atrocious.
I think she needs to add a new game to her show. It is just her doing impressions and the guests have to try to guess who she is doing. If you cannot laugh at yourself, who can you laugh it? I mean we laugh at Ellen all the time. I mean we laugh with her.
We have all done things once that we will never do again. For me, it was going to Alabama (I have been saying that ever since I went there and have never been back). For Tom Hanks, it was not following the Instapot directions to a T. For Ellen DeGeneres, it is dating men! That is obvious, but it was still great the way she answered the question.
While we did not learn much else from this Burning Questions segment, I think the Governor of New Jersey needs to give him his own bridge. Why not rename the George Washington Bridge after him. Oh wait, if they did, then anyone going over it would hate him. Better yet, what about the Goethals Bridge, who cares what the people of Staten Island think! I am from The Bronx, I can say that! That and I tease my cousin, who lives there, about that all the time.
