Chucky is finally back on Syfy and USA Network tonight at 10p after the extremely bloody mid-season cliffhanger. And what an episode it is!
Chucky is dying of old age, and he is trying to find a way to break the curse so that he can live forever like the cockroach he is.
However, he is giving up hope. So he speaks to Tiffany (Jennifer Tilly) in prison, and she tells him to go out with a bang, as in being the deadliest serial killer of all time.
So that is what he does tonight in the final seconds of the episode. It is one of those deaths that had me looking away from the TV screen. And I am no horror lightweight.
And here is a spoiler. Next week’s episode is so freaking good. But you have to watch tonight’s episode because it is setting everything up.
Chucky is an anomaly. While his body is deteriorating, his character never has deteriorated since his inception in 1988. Because of that, I can’t stop watching!
Don Mancini struck oil, and he turned it into diamonds.
I always wondered who would be the scariest person to have the nuke codes. And then in 2016, I realized it was Donald Trump. I still feel that way.
However, today, I found out who would be the second scariest, and that person is Chucky.
Starting on April 10th on Syfy and USA, the aging and dying Chucky wants to make sure that his name will live on long after he is dead.
So he is going to turn the White House blood red. And then, when he is done, he is going to try to set off the nuclear bomb.
Will he be stopped before it’s too late? There are two ways for us to find out. The first will be watching the second half of the third season. However, we might know sooner than that. How? If Syfy renews the Horror series for a fourth season. And I would be shocked if they didn’t.
Chucky will be back with new episodes on April 10th on Syfy and USA Network. But he is looking old because he is aging. However, I wouldn’t tell him that because the killer doll will kill you if you do! And I am sure there will be plenty of awesome kills in the second half of the third season. Although, I don’t know how they can top the first four episodes of season 3.
BTW I shouldn’t be going off on him. Because that is how I look in the morning before I have my coffee. And I also tell everyone to fuck off!
Syfy had some good news to share today, they have decided to buy a third season of SurrealEstate. The show is about real estate agents who sell formerly haunted houses. And they only become formerly haunted after the team gets the old residents to move out, or should I say on.
But there is more. The network also announced when their scripted series will be back. Chucky will be making a killing on April 10th, Reginald the Vampire comes alive on May 8th, and The Ark will set sail this summer.
We’ve all seen that meme with Ed Sheeran and Taylor Swift as the older version of Chucky and a blonde girl that reads, “They grow up so fast!”
Well, I guess that meme got back to Sheeran because he dressed up as Chucky for his Halloweekend shows in Las Vegas.
I never knew he could look so scary. But he does. So much so that I hope he does a Horror movie soon. They can tempt him to do it by telling him they will use ketchup for blood.
