Seriously? OMG! WTF? » Ed Sheeran
header image
Ed Sheeran wants to make you all Tingly
February 21st, 2023 under Ed Sheeran. [ Comments: none ]

Ed Sheeran is ketchup’s biggest fan. However, sometimes he likes to spice it up.

So the singer teamed up with Heinz to create Tingly Ted’s, a hot sauce with the consistency of ketchup.

“I love sauces, that’s no secret. But the older I’ve got, the more I love and need spice with every single meal,” Sheeran explained. “I travel a lot, so having a bottle in my suitcase wherever I go that can spice up any and every meal seemed like a good idea. I knew I didn’t wanna do a watery hot sauce, as they usually all get relegated to the same shelf of other random hot sauces. I wanted to make a sauce that took the same pride of place as ketchup.”

As a fan of hot sauce and Ed Sheeran (in that order), I can’t wait to get all tingly with Ted’s! You can say it is a bad habit that I have.


Ed Sheeran has been lying to all of this time
June 6th, 2022 under Ed Sheeran. [ Comments: none ]

I thought Ed Sheeran was a stand-up guy with us, but it turns out he is a cheeky little bastard.

You know how he named his albums are +. x, ÷, and =? Well, you would think he loves math and is good at it. It turns out he has been lying to us all of this time. The singer admitted today, “Fun fact I actually failed maths in school.”

And the singer failed us by not misleading us. But, I will give him the benefit of the doubt this time. However, if he does it again, then I will give him the one major math symbol he hasn’t used.


Ed Sheeran has been working on a secret project for 9 months
May 19th, 2022 under Ed Sheeran. [ Comments: 12 ]

Ed Sheeran/Instagram

Ed Sheeran is a sneaky little bastard because he and his wife, Cherry, secretly welcomed a little girl without any of us knowing.

Sheeran wrote, “Want to let you all know we’ve had another beautiful baby girl. We are both so in love with her, and over the moon to be a family of 4 x”

The couple, who have been married for 3 years, also have a daughter, Lyra Antarctica, who will turn 2 in September.

No wonder he is going back on the road. He wants to get some sleep.

Congrats to the couple who are able to keep their pregnancies quiet!


Is Ed Sheeran part cat?
May 9th, 2022 under Ed Sheeran. [ Comments: none ]

Ed Sheeran revealed over the weekend that he can sleep anywhere. He proved it by sharing a video of him taking a nap on top of a sink in a bathroom. My cat does that, so I have to wonder if the singer is part cat. That would explain why Taylor Swift likes him so much.


I need a man to look at me like Ed Sheeran looks at ketchup
March 10th, 2022 under Ed Sheeran. [ Comments: none ]

Ed Sheeran loves ketchup so much that he convinced Heinz to let him shoot a commercial for their condiment.

Now the singer wants to do something else for the red spread. He wants there to be an emoji for catsup. Believe it or not, there isn’t one. And he is right; they need to create one.

What would you use it for?


« Previous entries Next entries »

website stats Google Analytics Alternative
Analytics Made Easy - StatCounter