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Ed Sheeran suffered shrinkage while making Autumn Variations 
September 19th, 2023 under Conan O'Brien, Ed Sheeran. [ Comments: none ]


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Ed Sheeran went live with Conan O’Brien on the podcast Conan Needs a Friend, and he talked about making his new album Autumn Variations.

Believe it or not. Sheeran was working on Autumn Variations when he took a break from recording it to write the songs that went on Subtract, which was released in May.

It is not that hard to believe when you find out that the singer spends his weekdays, 10a-5p, in the studio writing new music. All he hopes for is that he can write one good song a month because, after a year, he has an album.

So, he spent a lot of time writing songs about his friends for his latest record, which comes out on the 29th. And he wrote it by the English sea.

Back in December, the director decided that he should film some videos by the sea with the waves crashing on him. The director offered to do it in Los Angeles, but Sheeran said I can do it in England.

That turned out to be a huge mistake. Because he told Conan, “I lost a couple of inches for a couple of days.”

Some might say he suffered for his art. But I say he suffered for his bravado. ‘

With the number of songs he writes a day, he says two to three; I am sure he wrote one about his shrinking dick. However, I don’t think we will ever hear it. But we should.

I sincerely hope that one day, he decides to release a record with all of the joke songs he has penned. You know that he has written several of those.


Ed Sheeran crashed a Vegas wedding
September 11th, 2023 under Ed Sheeran. [ Comments: none ]

Let’s be honest. A lot of brides and grooms dance their first dance to an Ed Sheeran song.

However, there was a couple in Las Vegas who heard him singing This is Magical to them before they said I do.

That’s right. The singer crashed their nuptials and performed a tune just for them.

Not only that, he is also their signed witness on their wedding certificate. And they got a picture with him.

But none of that tops the fact they have a story to tell their grandchildren someday. That is, if we still know who Ed Sheeran is in 50 years.

Seriously, Sheeran is the coolest Rock Star of his generation. Hopefully, he will influence the next one.


Ed Sheeran missed his calling
September 2nd, 2023 under Ed Sheeran. [ Comments: none ]

Ed Sheeran has a new album coming out on September 29th, and he is selling the shit out of Autumn Variations.

The multi-platinum singer has been creating infomercials to get the word out. And it is working. So much so, I think she should start selling things we don’t need on late night TV. Are you buying what he is selling?


Has Ed Sheeran hit hard times?
August 28th, 2023 under Ed Sheeran, Hard times. [ Comments: none ]

Ed Sheeran is on tour. Yet, he was seen working at Starbucks as a barista in Seattle. So, has the chart-topping singer hit hard times?

Nope. He just found a way to promote his upcoming album. You see, it is called Autumn Variations, and Starbucks just released the taste of Autumn, the Pumpkin Spice Latte. So he thought it would be the perfect way to promote his record while promoting their drinks of the season. And he was right.

Plus, if you are in Seattle, do what Seattleians do. Do Starbucks.

Autumn Variations comes out on September 29th.

Back to Sheeran. I love that he hangs out with locals at his different stops. He sang karaoke in Nashville, worked at a Lego Store in Minneapolis, and now this. What will he do next? We find out soon enough.


What is Ed Sheeran selling us here?
August 17th, 2023 under Ed Sheeran. [ Comments: none ]



Ed Sheeran made an infomercial like the ones that used to air in the middle of the night.

What is he selling? Autumn in a box for people like me who live in Los Angeles and don’t have one until Thanksgiving.

Why? We don’t know. But people assume he is releasing a new album on Friday, September 29th.

I think he is too. And now that he is done naming his album after arithmetic operations, I bet you he is going with seasons of the years. And he is starting with Autumn.

Oh, and if you call +1 917 909 4498, it tells you to text the number. Which I did, and so far, it hasn’t told me anything.


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