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So that is how the blow up the Trump Baby Blimp |
| June 4th, 2019 under Donald Trump. [ Comments: 2 ]
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We all know that Donald Trump is full of hot air, and it always seems to be coming up out of his mouth. But where does it all go in? It goes in his overinflated ass. Which makes sense because he is such a yuge a$$hole.
Now that we all have come to the same revelation. We are not the first ones to do that. The people who made the Trump Baby Blimp already knew that. That is why they ripped him a new one and made that the spot to blow up the balloon that represents the age at which he stopped maturing.
BTW I feel for the person who has to stick their hand up his butthole.
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Who is skinnier: Donald Trump or the Sumo Wrestler? |
| May 26th, 2019 under Donald Trump. [ Comments: none ]
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Donald Trump is in Japan and he handed out the first U.S. President’s Cup to the Sumo Grand Champion. Looking at this side profiles of Asanoyama and PORTUS, I could not help but compare their body sizes. It looks their winner is skinnier than our loser. What do you think?
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Donald Trump spent today, of all days, golfing with Kid Rock |
| March 23rd, 2019 under Donald Trump. [ Comments: none ]
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As the World awaits the findings of the Mueller Report, Donald Trump spent today golfing with Kid Rock. If that does not say what is wrong with America today, I do not know what does. I mean those pants are just so anti-American, louder than his music. It is enough to make Payne Stewart roll over in his grave.
Having said that, if the report does not go Trump’s way, I am picturing an O.J. type scenario with the rocker fleeing with POTUS in a white golf cart while being chased by the cops on I-95 or the Florida Turnpike.
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There is a rat in the White House! |
| January 25th, 2019 under Donald Trump. [ Comments: none ]
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No, Michael Cohen (Donald Trump’s words) is not in the White House talking to the President. Instead, there is an actual mouse in the press briefing room. Playboy and CNN’s political analyst Brian J. Karem shared a photo of the little white (because that is the only color someone can be by the podium these days) guy making an appearance where Sarah Huckabee Sanders should be.
Why was he there? That is what happens when you do not pay the White House staffers, so they cannot come into work and clean all up the 💩 that this administration is leaving all over the DC. They have sadly turned the place of honor into a dump. Disgusting.
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Did Donald Trump actually think that Christian Bale was Bruce Wayne? |
| December 12th, 2018 under Batman, Christian Bale, Donald Trump. [ Comments: none ]
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One of the many things that the World has learned over the last few years is that Donald Trump is far from the genius he claims to be. Something Christian Bale already seemed to know for years like most people (including me) from New York City.
When Variety’s Mark Malkin asked the actor on the red carpet of Vice who should play 45 in the eventual biopic, he had an interesting story. Back when Bale was Batman, they were filming in Trump Tower. The businessman saw him and invited him up to his penthouse. When the two men were talking, the Dark Knight felt that Trump actually thought he was Bruce Wayne and not just playing him in the movies. How did he react? What could he do, but just go along with it.
Too bad Bale didn’t go all Transformers on him. Now that would have been hot!
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