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This cat was most of us watching Donald Trump at the debate yesterday |
| September 30th, 2020 under Animals, Donald Trump. [ Comments: none ]
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Let’s be honest, most of us were cursing and throwing things at our televisions yesterday while we were watching the 💩🕳️ of a presidential (not that it was anywhere near presidential) candidate debate. Ashley’s cat one-upped us all. The kitty was scratching at Donald Trump like he was a litter box, and she just took the smelliest 💩.
I wish I could get my furbaby to do that. However, she was hiding because of all of the screaming I was doing. The debate is like my Super Bowl with my team down by 2 points, and our punter is at the 40 about to kick the ball during the final seconds of the fourth quarter. Wait, did I just describe an intense moment in football?
Talking about football, that cat really scored a touchdown for all of us. I am sorry you had to suffer through that. Frankly, I am sorry we all had to suffer through all of that.
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It’s Always Sunny’s Charlie Day responds to Donald Trump dissing Philly |
| September 30th, 2020 under Donald Trump. [ Comments: none ]
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Ever since 2005, Charlie Day has been saying It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Tonight, Donald Trump said, “Bad things happen in Philadelphia.” during the debate. Well, when the actor heard that, he responded in a way that was fitting. He wrote, “What the f*ck?!?! F*ck you.”
There are only five people who can do badmouth Philly, and it is the five stars of the FX sitcom that will never go away. While I want to watch them forever, I hope we only have to watch Trump for less than four more months.
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Donald Trump is not a fan of Meghan Markle’s |
| September 23rd, 2020 under British Royals, Donald Trump. [ Comments: none ]
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We all know that Donald Trump has the maturity of a toddler who cannot yet talk. Because of that, he says moronic things on an hourly basis.
Today, after declaring that he won’t accept the election results if he loses, a reporter asked him what he thought of TAFKAP Harry and Meghan Markle telling people to vote for Joe Biden.
The immature baby said, “I’m not a fan of hers. And I would say this, and she has probably heard that, but I wish a lot of luck to Harry because he is going to need it.”
At least Harry doesn’t have to pay women to have sex with him. Plus, the one woman who married him wants to be married to him. Many, many women would marry Harry because of the man he is, and not just because he says he is a billionaire.
Harry doesn’t need luck when it comes to the women department. He will be fine with Markle. Trump, on the other hand, needs luck in so many different aspects of his life. He proves that money does not buy happiness or class. However, it will buy him sex with porn stars and their silence.
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Chris Cuomo calls Donald Trump out on his 🐂💩 |
| July 16th, 2020 under Donald Trump, The Cuomo Brothers. [ Comments: none ]
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Last week. Donald Trump invited the head of Goya to the White House. When the executive was there, he praised the president, and people called for a boycott of his products.
On Tuesday, Ivanka Trump posed with a can of their beans from inside the White House, which is something that she is not allowed to do. Since we know the Trumps don’t follow the rules, he one-upped his daughter-wife by posing with a bunch of their products in the Oval Office on the resolute desk.
As soon as Chris Cuomo saw that he was pissed, and he called out Trump on his primetime show. Cuomo said, “You tell me how a president in the middle of a pandemic, has time for this 🐂💩. Are you kidding me?” We all wish he was, but Trump only cares about a few things, himself, his money, and pissing people off. He succeeded with the latter by posing for this picture.
However, no one as much as Cuomo, who said a word on CNN you are not supposed to say. Watch Trump’s supporters be more mad about the word 🐂💩 than the ethic violation their cult leader and his daughter-wife committed. Sad.
BTW when is trump going to hock Kool-Aid, or is that too obvious?
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Is Donald Trump getting back at TikTok fans for pranking him? |
| July 8th, 2020 under Donald Trump. [ Comments: none ]
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Remember when Donald Trump’s campaign said that a million people signed up for the Tulsa, Oklahoma rally, and not even 1% of that showed up. According to reports, the reason why the numbers were so inflated is K-Pop and TikTok fans signed up for tickets with no intention of going.
That was a few weeks ago, and we know that Trump holds a grudge. Now, CNBC is reporting that Mike Pompeo is saying they might ban TikTok in the States. They blame China, but I think it is Trump acting like the baby that he is.
I need my TikTok. I need to see how Lance’s grandmother beats him up after he pranks her. I need to hear teens tell their parents dirty jokes. I need easy recipes. I need floof updates. On that note, my cat agrees with banning TikTok. She is sick of hearing kitties meow. She is afraid I am going to bring one home. She also hates me trying all of the cat challenges on her, so she refuses to do them.
Back to TikTok, don’t you dare take it away from us. We need it. Do you think they should ban it?
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