Donald Trump is in Japan and he handed out the first U.S. President’s Cup to the Sumo Grand Champion. Looking at this side profiles of Asanoyama and PORTUS, I could not help but compare their body sizes. It looks their winner is skinnier than our loser. What do you think?
As the World awaits the findings of the Mueller Report, Donald Trump spent today golfing with Kid Rock. If that does not say what is wrong with America today, I do not know what does. I mean those pants are just so anti-American, louder than his music. It is enough to make Payne Stewart roll over in his grave.
Having said that, if the report does not go Trump’s way, I am picturing an O.J. type scenario with the rocker fleeing with POTUS in a white golf cart while being chased by the cops on I-95 or the Florida Turnpike.
No, Michael Cohen (Donald Trump’s words) is not in the White House talking to the President. Instead, there is an actual mouse in the press briefing room. Playboy and CNN’s political analyst Brian J. Karem shared a photo of the little white (because that is the only color someone can be by the podium these days) guy making an appearance where Sarah Huckabee Sanders should be.
Why was he there? That is what happens when you do not pay the White House staffers, so they cannot come into work and clean all up the 💩 that this administration is leaving all over the DC. They have sadly turned the place of honor into a dump. Disgusting.
One of the many things that the World has learned over the last few years is that Donald Trump is far from the genius he claims to be. Something Christian Bale already seemed to know for years like most people (including me) from New York City.
When Variety’s Mark Malkin asked the actor on the red carpet of Vice who should play 45 in the eventual biopic, he had an interesting story. Back when Bale was Batman, they were filming in Trump Tower. The businessman saw him and invited him up to his penthouse. When the two men were talking, the Dark Knight felt that Trump actually thought he was Bruce Wayne and not just playing him in the movies. How did he react? What could he do, but just go along with it.
Too bad Bale didn’t go all Transformers on him. Now that would have been hot!
To a majority of Americans, having Donald Trump in the White House is like living in a horror movie. Therefore, it would make sense that someone would turn his presidency into a horror movie. Giant Meteor Films did just that with President Evil.
Pepe is a kid, whose parent were taken away by ICE. Now the women and man he loves will be taken away by a serial killer who dresses like Donald Trump.
Back when little Donnie was a kid, he killed his mom and the man she was having an affair with. Since he was so young, he has been institutionalized ever since. That is until now because he escaped and is on a killing path. He is killing Haitians, Mexicans, Transgenders and Muslim. He is indestructible. Can anything stop him?
It is something you have to see to believe. I have seen the movie that is available on Amazon Prime now and even I don’t believe it. Words cannot describe it, but it is brilliant. As in they make so many Trump references that that part scarier than the killer plotline. Let’s be honest, most of us have had nightmares about him. It is just shocking it took someone two years to make our nightmares become a reality.
As you prep the turkey for next week, you might also want to prep for the political family debate by watching this film. Whether you all feel the same way or not about him, you will all get a laugh describing this yuge film.
Did I mention there is a music video for it? It is a must watch. To see it, then click here!
