Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present your president. In addition to his…umm…shortcomings, he has demonstrated his incompetence, hatred of women and lack of self control on Twitter AGAIN! And perhaps a penchant for bestiality. Game on, Tiny. https://t.co/6DpDD5ELtj
Donald Trump has remained, mostly, silent about Stormy Daniels. Even after she revealed he has a small mushroom like pen!s.
Yesterday, she lost her defamation case against him, so today he took to Twitter to share the news. He wrote, “’Federal Judge throws out Stormy Danials lawsuit versus Trump. Trump is entitled to full legal fees.’ @FoxNews Great, now I can go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer in the Great State of Texas. She will confirm the letter she signed! She knows nothing about me, a total con!”
Well, she was not going to take that lying down. Although she already did take it from him lying down. Anyways, she tweeted back, “Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present your president. In addition to his…umm…shortcomings, he has demonstrated his incompetence, hatred of women and lack of self control on Twitter AGAIN! And perhaps a penchant for bestiality. Game on, Tiny.”
If that diss did not make you want to high-5 her, then the next one will. She added, “I see someone finally made it to chapter 3. Also, can someone please teach Tiny about correct punctuation? We already knew you’re a con, though. #triggeredhim #slowreader #commasarehard”
I do not know why he thinks he can mess with her? She has already proven time and time again she is the Queen of witty comebacks. I would not even dare to get in a Drop the Mic battle with her. Especially, since we already know where her hand has been and what mic it has touched.
Seriously though, what has happened to America? The President of the United States is in a Twitter war with a p0rn star, who he allegedly had an affair with, and she is winning. This is far from making America great again.
Ever since Stormy Daniels said that she can describe Donald Trump’s private parts, I have wanted that private detail to become public. Then she wrote a memoir that is out now and ruined mushrooms and Mario Kart for us.
Yesterday, when she was on CNN, Don Lemon asked her why she regretted putting that in the book. She told him, “I don’t really regret it, I just have a couple of moments that was kind of mean. But, then I look back at all of the horrible things he has said about other people and women, calling women pigs, attacking girls’ weights and looks. Then I don’t feel so bad.” Then she wanted him to know she does not agree with body shaming someone.
Since he has not denied it, you know she is speaking because he loves to attack the books that are written about him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjne8Sh1S9o
Yesterday as Donald Trump was boarding Air Force One, it was obvious he recently took a #2. That is because there was a piece of toilet paper stuck to his shoe. Which makes you wonder what type of a mess is his bathroom because why else would there be TP on the floor? We know it is not Melania’s fault because she is out of the country. Therefore, it is all on him. Thus, why it stuck to him.
The last time that Stormy Daniels was on Jimmy Kimmel Live she could not say much. A lot has changed since then and now she can talk about it. Yesterday, she kissed and told, and we know more than we ever wanted to. Way more!
She might be a p0rn star, but she is very witty. In fact, she one-upped the ABC host throughout the whole interview. Which could explain why she spanked his butt with her book. Well, that and recreating the moment when she punished Donald Trump with a magazine that had his face on the cover.
Going from his big head to his little one, Kimmel also made a display with several mushrooms of different sizes on a board. The reason is that she described his Cheeto as a mushroom in her book. The host wanted to know which one was the closest to the real thing. It was not the smallest, but it was pretty close. One that seems to explain why he is the way he is.
Ever since Stormy Daniels said she was willing to describe Donald Trump’s stump, I have wanted her to do it. Now that she has, I wish she didn’t.
The Guardian got their hands on her upcuming memoir Full Disclosure and she tells all in the tell all. Before we get to the horrifying part, she says he has a small pen!s, but “not freakishly small.”
OK, that we can handle, but I was just easing it in for you. She then goes on to say, “He knows he has an unusual pen!s. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting f*cked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a d!ck like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…
“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”
Part of me cannot wait to see his tweet denying it, but a bigger part of me wishes I can scrub that image out of my head. Make it go away.
