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David Hasselhoff cheats on the ocean with some snow
January 11th, 2022 under David Hasselhoff/Baywatch. [ Comments: none ]

David Hasselhoff normally wears his swimming trunks when he is by the ocean. However, he shared a photo of himself wearing them in the snow. If he doesn’t get inside soon, the most famous lifeguard is going to need ski patrol to find his balls that froze Hoff.


Who else wants a David Hasselhoff Chia Pet for Christmas?
December 7th, 2021 under Chia Pet, David Hasselhoff/Baywatch, Willie Nelson. [ Comments: none ]

I don’t know what it is about Chia Pets, but they are just so groovy. They were always cool, but now they are even cooler because they are shaped like people and characters from pop culture. This year, they are adding a Knight Rider version of David Hasselhoff and a braided one of Willie Nelson to their collection.

I must have the Hoff one because it is Hoffmazing. It is not that I don’t want the one of the Red Headed Stranger. I just would want it more if the plant that grew out of his braids was marijuana. How rockin’ would that be?


BTWF: Jason Momoa on Baywatch: Hawaii
August 16th, 2021 under Before They Were Famous, David Hasselhoff/Baywatch, Jason Momoa. [ Comments: none ]

Before Jason Momoa was Aquaman, he worked next to the ocean on Baywatch: Hawaii. You can barely recognize the 19-year-old in that 1999 episode.

And that is how he prefers it. He told Australian radio show Fitzy and Wippa, “We don’t say the B-word at home. We hide all of that, mate! Never happened, mate! We don’t talk about those words. The B-word didn’t happen.”


David Hasselhoff takes on Sweet Caroline
August 10th, 2021 under David Hasselhoff/Baywatch, Mila Kunis. [ Comments: none ]

David Hasselhoff is no stranger to singing covers. His latest one is the happy and catchy tune Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond.

Since the Hoff is just a ball of happiness, it makes the cheery song even more joyful. You can’t help to smile while listening to it.

This single is the first one off of his upcoming album Party Your Hasselhoff that will be released on September 3rd. The CD also includes covers to Can’t Help Falling In Love, I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight, Right Here Waiting For You, Hungry Eyes, and We Didn’t Start The Fire.

I don’t know about you, but I cannot wait to hear his version of the Billy Joel song. That is going to be Hoff the charts awesome!


David Hasselhoff is auctioning off a date and the Knight Rider
January 6th, 2021 under David Hasselhoff/Baywatch. [ Comments: none ]


David Hasselhoff is cleaning out his closet, and you can own his trash. Well, his trash is better than ours.

He is giving away some of the clothes he wore on the shows he was on, along with some autographed scripts and props, records, photos, and so much more. However, there are some big-ticket items like KITT from Knight Rider. If the bid is 25% higher than what he asks for, then he will show up with a car. Don’t have the money for the car, then you can have a lunch date with him. Want to have him with you full time, then you can own his likeness that was featured in the Spongebob Squarepants movie?

The smaller items are going for a few hundred dollars, and the bigger items are going for a few hundred thousand workers.

If you get off on The Hoff, then this auction on LiveAuctioneers is for you.


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