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Neil Diamond turns Sweet Caroline into Self Quarantine
March 23rd, 2020 under Coronavirus, Neil Diamond. [ Comments: none ]

https://www.facebook.com/neildiamond/videos/666739913870005/
D Hettrick was bored, so they rewrote the lyrics to Sweet Caroline to be useful during the Coronavirus crisis. Somehow, Neil Diamond got his freshly-washed hands on them and sang them for all of us to enjoy.

I hope he considers recording the reworked tune because I love it. It goes really well with some Red Red Wine.

Seriously, who else is going to be singing this version when they wash their hands now?

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Bob Saget has turned into Danny Tanner
March 23rd, 2020 under Coronavirus, Full House. [ Comments: none ]

@bobsaget

Whatever happened to predictability?

♬ Everywhere You Look (Full House) – The Hit Crew


Most television characters morph into the person that is playing them. However, for Bob Saget it is the reversed. The dirty comic said, “Oh. My. God. I spend my day cleaning and vacuuming and sanitizing everything in the house. I have become Danny Tanner.”

I wonder if the dad from Full House ever realized that he would turn into a character that is the complete opposite of him. That is just what Coronavirus has done to him. Something I am sure his wife is loving.

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Poor Jennifer!
March 23rd, 2020 under Awesome Videos, Coronavirus. [ Comments: none ]

https://twitter.com/Blayofficial/status/1241477350950404115?s=15
Raise your hands if you have ever gone to the bathroom during a conference call. I have done it and I know I am not alone.

Well, Coronavirus has upped the conference call game to video chat. I guess Poor Jennifer didn’t realize that, and she was caught pulling down her pants and sitting on the toilet on Zoom.

You can say she is Zoom’s first causality, but I am sure she will not be the last. Therefore, remember if you do a video conference that they can see everything you are doing. Everything!

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Rand Paul is Coronavirus+
March 22nd, 2020 under Coronavirus, Unadmirable People. [ Comments: none ]

Rand Paul/Instagram


Rand Paul revealed today that he has come down with Coronavirus.

Senator Rand Paul has tested positive for COVID-19. He is feeling fine and is in quarantine. He is asymptomatic and was tested out of an abundance of caution due to his extensive travel and events. He was not aware of any direct contact with any infected person.
He expects to be back in the Senate after his quarantine period ends and will continue to work for the people of Kentucky at this difficult time. Ten days ago, our D.C. office began operating remotely, hence virtually no staff has had contact with Senator Rand Paul.

Even though he says he has been working remotely, Seung Min Kim reports, “During the Senate GOP lunch today, Moran told colleagues that Rand was at the gym this morning, per two sources briefed on the lunch, and that he was swimming in the pool. Rand got his COVID-19 results back this morning.”

To which Paul’s people responded with, “We want to be clear, Senator Paul left the Senate IMMEDIATELY upon learning of his diagnosis. He had zero contact with anyone & went into quarantine. Insinuations such as those below that he went to the gym after learning of his results are just completely false & irresponsible!”

Kim never said he went after he got the results. The fact that he got the test, then went to the gym and swam in the pool, is what he should not have done. He was supposed to wait until he got the results before he did anything. If anyone in the gym gets it, then they can sue him for giving it to them.

Then again, most of us are under the opinion that he and Mitch McConnell are the two biggest dicks in Congress. Thus, we should not expect anything less from the man who voted against giving 9-11 responders unlimited aid for the next 10 years. He is also the guy that stopped the vote on the stimulus package to help American during the COVID-19 crisis. When it finally went up for a vote, he voted against it. Even after testing positive, he still plans to vote against it.

I think, if any Senator, who goes to the gym, winds up getting it, then he should be forced to resign from Senate. While us people, who are Coronavirus-, are staying in our homes trying not to contract it and then give it, he is risking people’s lives while waiting for the results. That is everything the government is telling us not to do. He is supposed to lead by example, so we can all go out again. DON’T!

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Andy Cohen has no mazal
March 21st, 2020 under Andy Cohen, Coronavirus. [ Comments: none ]

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Hours after Andy Cohen annoucned that he would be doing Watch What Happens Live from his apartment starting on Sunday, he posted on socal media it will not be happening.

After a few days of self-quarantine, and not feeling great, I have tested positive for Coronavirus. As much as I felt like I could push through whatever I was feeling to do #WWHL from home, we’re putting a pin in that for now so I can focus on getting better. I want to thank all the medical professionals who are working tirelessly for all of us, and urge everybody to stay home and take care of themselves.

I hope that all the housewives are sending him chicken soup and taking care of him. After all, he has been taking care of them for all of these years.

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