Nassau County Executive Laura Curran was giving an update on coronavirus regulations to her residents, and she was left was blushing as the press was laughing with her. Something the hard-hit county desperately needed.
The official was giving instructions in a press conference on how the residents will be able to resume playing tennis again. She explained that everyone must bring their tennis balls from home when they take a court. However, she forgot to say “tennis” before some of the guidelines, and that is when it got good. She instructed them that, “You can kick their balls, but you can’t touch them.” Those are the exact same rules my dad told me when I started dating!
Like barbershops, dog grooming places are closed down during the coronavirus pandemic. What happens when your puppy can’t see because their fur has grown over their eyes? You just have to do it yourself.
Have you ever tried to trim a dog’s bangs? They won’t sit still. What can you do? The Goldberg’s Jennifer Iwrin revealed what worked for her. She said, “Covid dog grooming tip: Slather peanut butter all over your legs to distract them while you cut.” Then she added, “The upside is she can see again. Downside: pretty sure we’re dating now.”
Now, you know how groom your dog like a pro. Good luck if you try that home.
During the ’80something, Barry and Lainey dated on The Goldbergs. Then she got Schooled on love and broke up with him. However, they got back together in ’90something, only to break up again.
Sadly, we didn’t see what caused them to split up on yesterday’s season finale, so the Goldnerds were not happy with the shows’ creator. Adam F. Goldberg explained why it went down that way, “Getting hammered by fans which I expected, but still pains me. Due to actor schedules, we shot our CB/Lainey finale early. I wrote an epic episode giving Barry and Lainey an ending they deserved, but COVID shut down our set. Still grateful to the cast and crew for a great season!”
Coronavirus is ruining everything.
As we wait to find out if Schooled will be back for another season, we can play the highly addictive online game The Goldbergs: Back to the ’80s. It is as addictive as hairspray was in the decade.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY72iZ17kR0
Are you sad that you can’t go to the pool because of the coronavirus? You won’t be sad after you watch this video of pool fails by Kyoot.
There are people whose dives turned into bellyflops, some who painfully feel into the water and others whose inflatable toys flipped over on them. Then there were tidal waves when people ripped open their vinyl pools. They saved the best for last. That is when someone found a way to run on water.
To some people the Super Bowl is the biggest sports game of the year, but not me. Every July Fourth, I look forward to watching the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest on Coney Island.
Because of Coronavirus, it is not yet known if the annual contest will go on. Then if it doesn’t take place at the original Nathan’s, will they do it online? It is all up the air, like the hot dog spit that comes out of their mouths during the chow down.
The uncertainty is not stopping Joey Chestnut, the man who one 12 out of the last 13 years, from preparing for the eating competition. He told News 12 “I hope I am there in Brooklyn, and I hope people can watch, but no matter what I will be eating hot dogs on the 4th and I hope everybody is, and even if there isn’t any kind of contest, I will be live-streaming eating at home.”
I hope Nathan’s finds a way to make it happen. I need to see them devour over 50 hot dogs in 12 minutes. Not because I want to see them do it. I am waiting for someone to eat too many frankfurters and buns, and throw them up live on the air. It happened once, and I have been waiting for a repeat ever since. It was really awesome!
