https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HreDhYZq9F0&feature=emb_title South Park is getting a special episode on March 10th, and it is about taking a COVID-19 vaccine.
According to Comedy Central, “The citizens of South ParQ are clamoring for the COVID-19 vaccine. A hilarious new militant group tries to stop the boys from getting their teacher vaccinated.”
If anyone can convince people to get the shot, it is Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
If there is anyone that can destroy Qanon better than anyone else, it also them. I can’t wait to see what they do to Q because the conspiracy theorists will never be the same after this. Ask Tom Cruise and R Kelly what happened to them after they were feature on South ParQ.
A few weeks ago, medical experts suggested that we start wearing double masks over our mouths when we leave our homes. So much so that the NY Post is reporting that anyone entering a Federal Courthouse in NYC will have to wear two masks for the time being.
When Dr. Ruth saw that, she had some Words for Wizdumb for people. “Just remember, using two condoms is riskier! And using a mask as a condom is riskiest of all,” she wrote.
Isn’t it interesting that two masks are better than one, but one condom is better than two? Having said that, both are great for protection from deadly viruses. Therefore, you should use them!
In case you are wondering why two condoms are bad. It is because struggling to put one on top of the other could cause both to rip. If they rip, then the sperm can get through. If it gets through, then you can get a baby or an STI.
Don’t spread the sperm or COVID-19. Thus, you should wear protection over your holes. Since farts can spread coronavirus, should we wear masks over our butts?
There are a lot of people who say they won’t take the COVID-19 vaccine. Some say they don’t know if it is safe, others say it is the mark of the beast, and even more say it is the government’s way of tracking you. They are all ridiculous.
I say this because Death got the vaccine, and he lived to share a photo of himself getting it. OK. Maybe it is not the real Grim Reaper, but William Sadler is close. After all, he played Death in two of the Bill & Ted’s movies.
So I say to you anti-vaxxers when you get to the pearly gates, and they ask you what is the meaning of life. Don’t say recite the lyrics of Poison’s Every Rose Has a Thorn. That is now reserved only for those of us who take the vaccine.
We have been dealing with COVID-19 for a year now. The CDC has been telling for months things we can do to slow the spread. They are telling us to wash our hands, social distance, get the vaccine, and wear a mask.
For some reason, these things are very hard for people to do. I don’t know why, but they are.
The CDC is sick of their message being ignored, so Ad Council asked some friends to help spread the word about wearing masks, so others don’t spread the virus.
Austin Powers, Neo, Pennywise, Joker, Adonis, Harry Potter, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, and many more are covering up so that we can travel to Casablanca again. If they can do it, why can’t you? I mean, if Pennywise and the Joker can cover up their inviting smiles, so can we. My smile is my best feature, and I haven’t let anyone see it in months. That sounds sad, but what really sounds sad is all of the people who died of coronavirus because so many can’t be bothered to wear a mask. Wear a mask!
COVID-19 is so bad in Britain that they have been on lockdown for months. Therefore, even doing auditions virtually for Britain’s Got Talent makes things impossible. Thus, ITV made the difficult decision to give the competition show a year off.
A spokesperson for the show told Variety: “Despite everyone at ITV, Thames and Syco doing their best to make it happen, and with our absolute priority of safeguarding the well-being and health of every person involved in the program, from judges, hosts and contestants to all of the crew and audience, the decision has been made to — unfortunately — move the record and broadcast of the 15th series of Britain’s Got Talent to 2022.”
As much as it sucks, they made the right decision. It will be interesting to see what happens here in the States. However, America’s Got Talent was able to work around coronavirus this year. That, and Simon Cowell breaking his back before the live shows.
