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Gabriel Iglesias tested positive for COVID-19 even though he is vaccinated
July 16th, 2021 under Coronavirus, Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias. [ Comments: none ]

Gabriel Iglesias took to social media yesterday, on his 45th birthday, to tell his fans that he has to cancel his upcoming shows for the foreseeable future. The reason is, is that he tested positive for COVID-19.

“I’ve been vaccinated, and I give credit to that for getting me through this as quickly as it did,” the comedian said.

So what are the symptoms he says he has, “some body aches, some chills, clearly COVID did something to my eyebrows.” It didn’t take away his sense of humor. But it did take away two of his other senses. That means he can’t taste or smell the cake he got for his birthday, but he is happy he got the cake.

He plans to restart his standup tour after he gets three negative tests for coronavirus.

Get well soon, Fluffy. Your comedy needs to be seen by as many people as possible. If you have never seen him on the stage, watch his specials on Netflix and Tubi. They made me laugh out loud.

Let his diagnosis be a warning to all of us that we can’t let our guard down just yet. Just because you are vaccinated does not mean you won’t get it. It just means you won’t get as sick. If only we could convince the people who didn’t get the vaccine to get it. That would really help matters.

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Ariana Grande and James Corden sing about no lockdowns anymore
June 16th, 2021 under Ariana Grande, Coronavirus, James Corden. [ Comments: none ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7TarriXFME

Now that over 70% of Californians have gotten at least one dose of the COVID-19 vaccine, Governor Gavin Newsom has opened up the state. Therefore, we all have something to sing about. No one, more than Ariana Grande and James Corden. Yesterday, the two of them reworked Good Morning Baltimore from Hairspray (remember she starred in NBC’s live version of the musical?) to mark the occasion and sang their joyful toon on The Late Late Show.

After hearing their upbeat song, I am ready to go out, without a mask and sing just as cheerfully as they did. F*ck that! I am not ready.

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Tom Cruise is not going to like this
June 4th, 2021 under Coronavirus, Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes/Suri. [ Comments: none ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_x1OBZqc8FQ

A few months ago, Tom Cruise lost it on the set of Mission Impossible 7 because crew members were not taking the COVID-19 pandemic seriously.

Well, one crew member didn’t learn their lesson, and now production on the movie was halted for the next two weeks because someone tested positive for coronavirus.

“We have temporarily halted production on ‘Mission: Impossible 7’ until June 14th, due to positive coronavirus test results during routine testing,” Paramount told The Hollywood Reporter, “We are following all safety protocols and will continue to monitor the situation.”

This is why Cruise screamed at them. One person put hundreds of people out of work for two weeks—way to go.

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Hustler is giving away free dances if you are vaccinated
May 20th, 2021 under Coronavirus. [ Comments: none ]

Hustler really wants you to get the COVID-19 vaccine, so they are offering some really exciting incentives to people who are fully vaccinated.

If you go to one of their clubs, then you will get a Platinum Membership Card, a complimentary bottle, free dances from a vaccinated entertainer, tickets to see Sexxy After Dark by Jennifer Romas, and limousine transportation, all valued at $5,000. All you have to do is show your vaccination card.

“The safety of our guests has always been our utmost priority,” said Jason Mohney of Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club Las Vegas. “We are doing our part to promote the efficacy of the COVID-19 vaccine in hopes that our industry is able to return to some sense of normalcy in the near future.”

So if you have been missing out on strip clubs and normalcy, then get the shot so you can get so much more for doing it. One little prick in your arm will give your prick some really nice rewards. Think of him and what he wants and needs.

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Who knew Prince William has such muscular arms?
May 20th, 2021 under British Royals, Coronavirus. [ Comments: none ]

Prince William wants his fellow Britains to get the COVID-19 vaccine, so he got the shot today.

However, I was not looking at the needle. I was looking at his guns.

Since he is always in suits, we never see his bare arms. It turns out we should because he has muscles. Who knew? I don’t know what I was expecting, but I liked the surprise.

And I also liked that he got the vaccine and didn’t jump the line. So be like Prince William, and get it.

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