Now that Conan O’Brien is home, he has a lot of time on his hands. Therefore, he is putting his hands to use.
When Conan noticed that one of the sinks was dripping water, he decided to fix it. How did he do? Better than I thought he was going to do. You have to watch what he does because it is pretty shocking.
I bet Monday cannot come soon enough for his wife. That is when he goes back to work on his TBS show. Sadly, for his wife, he is doing it from their home.
In LA, we are all stuck at home, but Conan O’Brien decided to go out. That turned out to be a bad idea for him.
He asked a man, who was across the street from him, if he wanted to do a selfie with late night longest host. The stranger said no. Why? Because he does not know who Conan is.
As if Conan’s wife does not have enough problems with her husband being home all the time, now she also has to deal with her delirious lover (another thing we need to feel sorry for her about) being sad that no one knows who he is. Well not everyone, I would recognize him anywhere. How many tall redheads with his hairstyle are there? None, for a good reason!
Thankfully, Conan will be back doing his TBS show on March 30th via iPhone. Sadly for his wife, he will be doing the show from his home. She just can’t get rid of him until April 19th, at least.
Come March 30th, Conan will be back doing his show on TBS. However, there will be no audience, no crew, and no cameraperson. Instead, it will be filmed with an iPhone and guests will call in via video chat.
Conan said, “The quality of my work will not go down because technically that’s not possible.” Who knows it might get better?
I knew he was going delirious, at least he came up with a solution before his wife called a 5150 on him.
I expect the other talk show hosts to follow suit. They will bring back their shows with everyone working from home while bringing laughter in our bedrooms.
The last joke from me (which I know is not funny), he should call these remote episodes Conanavirus.
UPDATE: Jimmy Fallon did most of The Tonight Show from his house tonight and interviewed Lin-Manuel Miranda.
Conan O’Brien, like most of the world, is on lockdown, and the late night talk show host is not doing that well with all of this time on his hands.
Therefore, he decided to do one of the handwashing tutorials. Since it is St. Patrick’s Day, he sang Danny Boy while Guiness, Jameson’s Whiskey, and Lucky Charms were poured on to his hands.
As he was wrapping up the Irish melody, he declared, “It’s just too stupid.”
I don’t think it as much as stupid as delirium kicking in. What I think is stupid is that Conan wasted all of those hard to find items he is going to need to get his family through the self-quarantine.
One night, his kids are going to want Lucky Charms and there will be no magically delicious for them. He won’t be able to go to the store because even the ones that are 24 hours have cut their hours. Therefore, his kids will cry, and his wife will want some beer or whiskey to drown out their whining. Sadly, there is none because he used all for this. That is why they say there will be divorces in nine months.
To see what happens when Conan tried to do a puzzle, then click here!
Back when Conan O’Brien was on NBC, I doubt that he would have been able to do an interview like the one he did with Nikki Glaser yesterday on his TBS show.
The comedienne spent 7 minutes talking about her vagina and preparing her dates for what it looks like. She wishes men would do the same. Not that she has a problem with micropenises. She has an issue with men just taking it out when they are on a date. That is why she prefers to meet up in public so that they leave it in their pants.
Conan and Andy Richter just sat there because what else could they do. Just listen and learn. They were not the only ones because that was educational.
A lesson, they would never have allowed at his former home. The censors would cut all of that out and maybe leave in the part where she praises them. Nah, even that would get the X even though that was the part of the conversation that was not XXX.
