Come March 30th, Conan will be back doing his show on TBS. However, there will be no audience, no crew, and no cameraperson. Instead, it will be filmed with an iPhone and guests will call in via video chat.
Conan said, “The quality of my work will not go down because technically that’s not possible.” Who knows it might get better?
I knew he was going delirious, at least he came up with a solution before his wife called a 5150 on him.
I expect the other talk show hosts to follow suit. They will bring back their shows with everyone working from home while bringing laughter in our bedrooms.
The last joke from me (which I know is not funny), he should call these remote episodes Conanavirus.
UPDATE: Jimmy Fallon did most of The Tonight Show from his house tonight and interviewed Lin-Manuel Miranda.
Conan O’Brien, like most of the world, is on lockdown, and the late night talk show host is not doing that well with all of this time on his hands.
Therefore, he decided to do one of the handwashing tutorials. Since it is St. Patrick’s Day, he sang Danny Boy while Guiness, Jameson’s Whiskey, and Lucky Charms were poured on to his hands.
As he was wrapping up the Irish melody, he declared, “It’s just too stupid.”
I don’t think it as much as stupid as delirium kicking in. What I think is stupid is that Conan wasted all of those hard to find items he is going to need to get his family through the self-quarantine.
One night, his kids are going to want Lucky Charms and there will be no magically delicious for them. He won’t be able to go to the store because even the ones that are 24 hours have cut their hours. Therefore, his kids will cry, and his wife will want some beer or whiskey to drown out their whining. Sadly, there is none because he used all for this. That is why they say there will be divorces in nine months.
To see what happens when Conan tried to do a puzzle, then click here!
Back when Conan O’Brien was on NBC, I doubt that he would have been able to do an interview like the one he did with Nikki Glaser yesterday on his TBS show.
The comedienne spent 7 minutes talking about her vagina and preparing her dates for what it looks like. She wishes men would do the same. Not that she has a problem with micropenises. She has an issue with men just taking it out when they are on a date. That is why she prefers to meet up in public so that they leave it in their pants.
Conan and Andy Richter just sat there because what else could they do. Just listen and learn. They were not the only ones because that was educational.
A lesson, they would never have allowed at his former home. The censors would cut all of that out and maybe leave in the part where she praises them. Nah, even that would get the X even though that was the part of the conversation that was not XXX.
Kristen Schaal’s sister bought a robotic cat for the Bob’s Burger’s star’s daughter, and Ruby is scared of it. Therefore, her mom is keeping it in the car.
Since she was on Conan yesterday, she decided to bring it to the show with her. As soon as she took it out, Conan and Andy Richter were fascinated. How can you not be? It is so realistic. Even my cat wants to be friends with it.
And on the friends note, Conan made a bad joke, and Schaal laughed. Then he went in for a high five. Even if he were the Last Man On Earth, she would not have given it to him. She knows how viruses spread because of that show she was on. As she pointed out, she saved his life
Since cats have nine lives, the robotic pussy had no problem giving him one. Probably the first time an adult toy was willing to be touched by him.
I really hope that Schaal gave Conan the cat to keep. I would love to see it be a thing on his TBS talkshow like Jeff the Robot was on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.
Anyone, who has a cat, is afraid that their kitty will eat them when they die. Sometimes, I think my cat won’t wait until then. In fact, recently, she has tried to kill me on several occasions because I have not given her enough snacks. She even attempted to trip me while I was walking down the stairs by attacking my good leg, so I step down hard on the sprained one and fall. One time, I even saw the little bitch (she hates that name) look up at me and smile. Another she actually licked her lips.
Seriously, how many have you looked at your cat and thought they are going to kill me and eat my corpse? You are not alone, and they will.
Conan O’Brien has come up with a way that could save cat owners’ lives. Well, of course, I had to watch the video, and see what I can do to safeguard my dead body. As soon as I pressed play, my cat gave me one of the death stares and ran up the stairs that she tries to kill me on.
Now I know what I can do to piss her off. That is to watch Conan! This is weird because she has red hair like his and I thought redheads stick together. Guess she wants to be all catty about it.
Too bad, they don’t let animals into tapings for the TBS talk show. If they did, I would take her to one.
