We are exactly three months away from Christmas Day, yet Conan O’Brien decided to celebrate it yesterday on his TBS talk show. Why now? Because he doesn’t think we will make it to December 25th.
Any other year, I would disagree with him. But this year, I think he might be right. So this weekend, I am going to celebrate Yom ChristGivingwWeenAh. Who is with me? Virtually, of course. Since all of those holidays have already been canceled for 2020, so it is the only way we can do it.
Now, I am depressed. The only thing that will cheer me up is listening to the Los Angeles Masked Children’s Choir.
https://youtu.be/DxZatFMaZBo
Alec Baldwin was on Conan yesterday, and of course, they talked about him playing Donald Trump on Saturday Night Live. The good news is that he will be back under the atrocious wig. The bad is that he will only be able to do it when he is not filming Dr. Death for Peacock.
That 8-episode series will film over four months, and the new dad is hoping that he won’t have to be back on SNL when it is done. So much so, he is praying for it on his knees every day. He is not the only one. Not by a long shot.
I understand why he is praying for that, but I would think he would be praying for his sperm to stop working. Otherwise he will have baby #6 before he knows it.
I think Conan O’Brien keeps Jordan Schlansky around to torture him. In his latest successful attempt, Conan brought in the Property Brothers to renovate the Associate Producer’s messy office.
It was a renovation that might even be too difficult for Drew and Jonathan Scott. The space was not an issue; Jordan is the issue. They decided to give him an Italian motif for the room. He kept turning down all of their ideas until they mentioned a marble statue. Conan agreed to pose for one in the style of David, and it is a work of art. The TBS late night host says that he wishes it was actual size. I guess height doesn’t play into size.
Anyways, how did the office come out? It left Conan in happy tears! It was a dream come true for him. However, it is a short nightmare for Jordan.
You know, the meme, “How many Lowe’s would Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?” Well, when the actor saw it blow up online, he had his people call Lowe’s and see if they wanted to collaborate with him. The actor told Conan O’Brien, on his TBS show yesterday, that the home improvement store said, “We don’t really see the connection.”
I think they have been sniffing too much of their turpentine if they don’t see that connection. I can even see the commercial now. Lowe going around Lowe’s stealing things, and the slogan could be, “Our prices are so Lowe, you will feel like you are ROBbing us.” Oh well. Their loss.
Conan O’Brien is the only talk show host who still goes to places he shouldn’t in his bits, and he went there again with one that he aired on his TBS talk show yesterday.
I have been able to comment on some of his sketches like the Human Centipede Menorah, or the one when Kim Kardashian’s unborn child ran out of her uterus when it found who his mom was going to be during a sonogram. However, this latest bit is one that leaves me without something to say.
How do you respond to a used dildo being used as the Tactical Schlong? You don’t! You just say, “It is so Conan.” At least one late night host still knows how to do things that are not political and make you laugh when you should not. When did the other ones get so PG-13?
BTW where can I get the Tactical Schlong? It has two different uses for me.
