Back when 45 declared that Mexico was going to pay for the wall between them and the US and they said they weren’t, things seemed strained between the neighboring countries. Conan O’Brien decided to take matters into his own hand to mend relations between us and them by taking his TBS talk show down to Mexico City. Tonight at 10p, we see what happens in Conan Without Borders: Made in Mexico.
The show opens up with him going to the Border Fence and trying to get into the country. They were obviously smart and didn’t want to let him in. He sneaks past them and now it is time for him to entertain the Mexican studio audience with some jokes in Spanish. He didn’t want them to get lost in translation like it does here in America. Sorry, Conan I had to. They laughed as hard as you will.
Anyways, next he shows them what happens when he asks people on the streets of Mexico if they will pay for the wall. Their answers are what you would expect, no but with explanations why. They love America and don’t want the divide that a small minority of Americans want.
In fact, this sentiment will be heard loud and clear when Rogue One’s Diego Luna talks to Conan about that topic and so much more during their interview. We will also see Conan join a Mexican telenovela, dance and play with a street band, learn how wrestle with the Lucha Libre and interview former Mexican President Vicente Fox.
He actually did a whole lot more like go to a Quinceañera, but there was only so much he could fit into the one hour special. A special that will be special to both sides of the border. One that needs to be watched by all, so we can tell 45, “Mr President, Don’t build that wall!”
Boys will boys and sometimes men will always be boys. Case in point yesterday on Conan, the TBS late night host asked his guest Adam Scott if a rumor he heard about him was true. That rumor is that two of his Parks & Recs co-stars, Chris Pratt and Nick Offerman, and him text each other pictures of their 💩 in the toilet. Scott told him they actually do that.
It is not just pictures of I ate a big meal and took a big dump. It is even more lame than that. Like Offerman sent a bowl full and said, “Happy Presidents’ Day.” Scott said that he thinks the last one he texted was something about the Oscar noms.
When 45 caused a rift between America and Mexico, Conan O’Brien announced he was going to go down to mend relations between the neighboring countries by doing a whole episode from there to air on March 1st.
This week, he went down Mexico City and got to the heart of the matter. He asked the people on the street if the would pay for the wall since 45 said that they would. How did they react? They ain’t gonna pay for no stinking wall. As if anyone but the people inside the White House thought they would.
You know what, I ain’t paying for that stinking wall either, but I will watch Conan’s TBS special episode. I think all you Gringos should too or in 45’s case Orango.
Thankfully the Mexicans that he spoke to have a sense of humor because this bit could have turned out completely differently of they did not.
BTW does anyone know if Immigration let Conan back into the US? I could totally see ICE standing there waiting for him at the gate to send him immediately back to Mexico for doing this special. Couldn’t you?
When it comes to Conan, moochas gracias for trying to bring peace again to America and Mexico. And where is my Tequila?
When things were going down with Mexico as the new President took office, Conan O’Brien decided to make peace between the two countries announcing he will by doing a whole episode down in Mexico City that airs on March 1st.
Today the TBS late night host went down there to tape it, and walked around to meet some locals. Can you spot the tall Gringo with red hair? How can you not? Besides being heads and shoulders above everyone there, he is also whiter than all the people around him. His crew will never lose him unlike Waldo.
If things go right maybe instead of us Americans being called a Gringos, we will be called Grinstays. Granted at the rate things are going with this Presidency we might be making are way to their border before he builds the dumbass wall.
Thanks to Celebrity Family Feud and To Tell The Truth, we know that Anthony Anderson’s mom is a real character. We just didn’t know how much.
The Black-ish star told Conan O’Brien that his mother told him the proper way to eat a cookie when he was in his early 20’s. Not only did she teach him how to eat the cookie, she also taught his brother and his friends the way to make a woman very happy at this lesson. But wait, there were women there too and she explained to them how to suck on the lollipop. Let’s just say it involved a vein.
How? She used videos as visuals aids.
Why? Because Papa Anderson wasn’t good at it and she wasn’t going to let her boys go out into the world not knowing how to please a woman. And not let women go out there not knowing how to please a man!
Did it work? Yes! Did the actor ever tell the women’s whose cookie he ate that he learned how to do that from his mom. Yes! What happened when they didn’t believe him? He called her and his mom would ask them if she was a good teacher. She is!
So good, I want to know why TLC or any other network doesn’t give her a show where she teaches Conan O’Brien, Andy Richter, me and you the proper way to have oral sex and other sexual tips for the tip and more! Could you imagine! And she can use her son to demonstrate on dolls. We know that Cable can’t show that! Seriously, we can all use a lesson because unless we learned how to do it from Mrs Anderson, did we really learn how to do it?
