When Barack Obama allowed the US to travel to Cuba again, Conan O’Brien went down there and showed us what we are missing. When his long time assistant told him she has never been to her family’s country, he took her to Armenia. When things were heating up with North Korea, he traveled to South Korea so we could learn more about the tension between the two countries. When Donald Trump bashed Mexico, he illegally visited our southern neighbors and tried to show the Mexicans that not all Americans are bad hombres.
Now that the “president” has caused problems around the world by calling Haiti and Africa 💩🕳️s, he announced he is going there to prove to us, what we already know, that Haiti is not one. The TBS host Tweeted, “Still reeling from @realDonaldTrump’s very negative Yelp review of Haiti, which means I’ll love it. Headed to Haiti later this week to explore and make some new friends. Stay tuned for my report. #ConanWithoutBorders”
When this airs, can someone at the White House please change Fox News over to TBS so that maybe POTUS can learn a thing or two about country that says that all the residents have AIDS. They do not.
In fact, I think they should show him all of the Conan Without Border episodes because the only type of mass communication he understands is television; and these episodes are great history lessons.
Also why has he not won a Pulitzer for this series. If ever a late night television show deserved one, it is this one.
This year when Conan O’Brien and the staff from his TBS show only get coal in their stockings Christmas morning, they will know why. This bit with a very naughty Santa Claus telling jokes that no kid who still believes him can hear. Heck, even their parents might not be old enough hear them. Since I do not have kids, I enjoyed every joke including the Kevin Spacey ones! Therefore, I too will only get coal in my stocking. And it is worth it because it feels so nice to watch such a naughty naughty Santa!
Yesterday on Conan O’Brien, they did their popular segment, “What Conan’s Watching.” Basically, they make up their own descriptions for television shows via the info button.
For example, for Million Dollar Listing: Los Angeles, the screen said, “Wanna see what a million dollars gets you in Los Angeles? Hope you like sh!tholes.” Or for House of Cards it is written as, “A crazy fictional world where the President of the United States loses his job for being a sexual harasser.” For the Today show it reads, “If you a male host whose penis doesn’t work, please give us a call.”
Then when he got to This Is Us, things got ugly. It’s description started out innocently enough as, “Get the Kleenex ready!” But then it took a more shocking turn than most the drama’s final few seconds with, “That’s right, you are going to want to masturbate to this show.” As hot the men are on this show, I never said, oh I need to pleasure myself afterwards. Several glasses of wine, yes. But never, let me know show this show how much I love it. What about you?
But wait, there is one more. They saved the best, or maybe worst for last, and it is for Young Sheldon. The information for this season’s #1 new comedy is, “Or as Kevin Spacey calls it, “Exactly the Right Age Sheldon.” So wrong, and yet so right. And that is why we love the TBS host, he is not afraid to go there. Boy, does he goes there!
Conan’s Jordan Schlansky decided to pose with some live turkeys and I guess he told them some of the facts that only he knows and cares about like how many turkeys are killed each year for human consumption. I say that because one of the birds bit him. Something his boss, Conan O’Brien, would love to do but legally cannot. Which makes you wonder if the late night host dressed up as a turkey just so that he could get away with pecking on his associate producer?
When you think of Jackie Chan, you think he so brave that he is not afraid of anything. Turns out there is one thing that scares him and he told Conan O’Brien it is getting a shot. In fact, he told a story how he ran away from a nurse who was trying to give him one after he got bit by a dog. He runs towards danger, but runs away from a needle. Which I cannot blame him because they hurt.
You know what, he needs to do a movie where he is constantly being chased by doctors who are trying to give him a shot. They can call it Shot in the Dark or Take Your Best Shot.
