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Want to spend the night with Cher?
January 31st, 2024 under Cher. [ Comments: none ]

Cher is opening up her house on April 27th, and you can be her private guest. Why? The singer is doing it for a good cause, Free the Wild.

“I am so excited to be inviting a few friends to my home in Malibu for an exclusive dinner party in support of @ftwglobal! ,” she wrote. “The intimate event, hosted by @Charitybuzz, will include a sunset cocktail hour, photo opportunity, fine dining and more for you and a plus one, with proceeds supporting our work preventing the mistreatment of wild animals in captivity.”

So, if you want to dine with Cher, then you can bid at Charitybuzz between now and February 13th for the chance. But you better have the money that Gypsies and Thieves have because as of 9a on January 31st, the current bid is $22,000. And I am sure it will go up even more.

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Cher tells the Rock’n’Roll Hall of Fame to go fuck themselves
December 15th, 2023 under Cher, Kelly Clarkson. [ Comments: none ]

Let’s be honest. Cher is one of the biggest icons in Rock’n’Roll. Yet, she told Kelly Clarkson today on her daytime talk show that she has not been inducted into the Rock’n’Roll Hall of Fame. And she has had #1 in every decade since the ’60s. The only other musicians to have done that are The Rolling Stones.

So what would happen if the HoF decided to induct Cher next year (because this year is done)? She wouldn’t say yes, even if they gave her $1 million.

In fact, she told the American Idol she would tell them to go fuck themselves. Well, she didn’t say that because she couldn’t curse on The Kelly Clarkson Show. But that is what she meant when she said they could “you know what themselves.”

Now, I hope they nominate her because she will show Dolly Parton and Dionne Warwick how you tell someone to fuck off in the least polite way!

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Julia Roberts was fangirling over Cher, and Cher wasn’t having it!!!
December 6th, 2023 under Cher, Graham Norton, Julia Roberts, Timothée Chalamet, Tom Hanks. [ Comments: none ]

I love Cher. And her appearance on The Graham Norton Show is another reason why.

Norton wanted to talk to the legend about the fact that someone is going to be playing her in a biopic. So, Julia Roberts yelled out, “Say it’s me. Please, say it’s me.” Then, Cher looked over her, tapped her shoulder, and said, “OK. It’s you.” to shut her up, which Roberts didn’t do.

Julia then imitated the unique way Cher flicks her back. And you can tell at this point Cher was over it because the singer looked at Norton as to say to him that he should pay attention to me and not her.

So he got the message and did. That is when he asked her if they had cast someone to play the part. And she said they haven’t because she can’t find anyone to fit her extraordinary life into a script short enough to be a movie.

So Cher asked for Tom Hanks’ help since he produced Mamma Mia 2, a movie she starred in, and he loved her singing in it. He especially loved the way she sang Abba’s Fernando. So he said as long as someone sings that song, it will be fine.

Hanks accidentally opened up a can of worms because she explained to him that she will be doing her own singing in the film. She hates it when people sing other people’s songs in production because it never sounds like the original singer.

That is when Roberts chimed in again, to explain not all the time. That is because Timothée Chalamet, who was also a guest, had just been cast to play Bob Dylan.

The difference between Cher and Dylan, is she is known for her voice, and Dylan for his lyrics.

Anyways, back to Cher. Roberts added that no one is like Cher and lovingly asked her, “How do you stand yourself?” Cher told, “I don’t! I’m a pain in the ass.”

But not as big of a pain in the ass as Roberts was to her during this episode.

And there was just one more zinger from Cher to Julia. When Cher said that her life was too big for a movie script, Roberts suggested they turn it into a miniseries. Cher didn’t even look at her when she said with disdain, “Yeah. I don’t think so.”

And with that, I love Cher even more! Because she doesn’t have time for anyone’s bullshit, including another Oscar winner who used to be highest paid female film actress.

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Cher is not a Cher fan
December 1st, 2023 under Cher, Graham Norton, Julia Roberts, Tom Hanks. [ Comments: none ]

Cher has had a loyal fanbase for over 50 years. But there is one person who is not a member of the Cher crew.

Today, when the legend was on The Graham Norton Show, the host asked her if she listens to her own music. “I am not a big Cher fan, so I don’t usually.” Then she added, “I usually like the songs that were hits.” Can you Believe that?

Norton followed up by wanting to know if she watches her own movies, and she told him no without hesitation.

Then Tom Hanks interjected and told her, “You’re missing out. Motion picture perfection, Mamma Mia 2. Fernando. When she busts out Fernando, the World stops, suns clash with the stars.”

Norton added Moonstruck, while Julia Roberts said Silkwood. I say Mask is by far her best film. That final scene has me ugly crying every time. What movie do you think is her best?

Now, back to her not being a Cheraholic. That makes me love her even more. Because so many Divas love themselves more than they should. For example, one who just released an audiobook for her memoir that is almost 50 hours long.

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Do you Believe Christina Aguilera as Cher?
October 31st, 2023 under Cher, Christina Aguilera. [ Comments: none ]

Back in 2010, Christina Aguilera and Cher worked on the movie Burlesque together. Therefore, X-Tina knows how to look and act like her legendary co-star.

But just because she knows Cher’s mannerisms, does that mean she can copy them? You tell me because Aguilera dressed as Cher for Halloween!

I would say just like their film, it is good but not great! And it’s not as bad as everyone says it is.

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