When I heard that Charo was playing the Queen of England in Sharknado 5, I was extremely excited. But then I saw the telemovie and she was in it for a split second and did not even utter a single word or a Cuchi Cuchi in it. Turns out her speaking part was left on the chomping room floor. Thanks to modern technology aka Twitter, we can see her deleted scene from the cult franchise. I do not know why we did not see it in the original film because it has Emmy written all over it. Even if she is not a Yonker by birth!
If you did not see Sharknado 5: Global Swarming, then you missed out on the best one in the series. It was so awful, it was awesome!
Sometimes you hear someone is cast in a role and you think that is the most brilliant casting job that has ever been done in the history of Hollywood. Well, now all the casting directors out there are going to have to top this because Sharknado 5: Global Warming has cast Fabio as the Pope and Charo as the Queen of England. I kiss their ring, like I would kiss the Pope’s ring. I bow down to them, like I would bow down to the Queen of England. Has any casting agent ever gotten it so right? I think not.
What is the premise for the 5th installment of Sharknado that debuts on August 6th? Syfy describes it as, “The mission gets personal for Fin Shepard (Ian Ziering) and his bionic wife, April (Tara Reid) when their young son gets trapped in a traveling ‘nado and transported all over the world. From London to Rio, Tokyo, Rome, Amsterdam and beyond, our globetrotting heroes will seek assistance from a highly-skilled squad of royals, scholars and Olympians, enlisting famous faces from news, entertainment, and sports in their most epic battle yet.”
Charo and Fabio aren’t the only stars making cameos in this future award winner that also stars Tara Reid and Ian Ziering, there are many more most excellent names. To see them, then click here!
Charo shared a photo of herself wrapped around Mr T, so do the two TV icons have something to tell us? Yes, just not what I am hoping for. The senior citizens (can you believe they are both over 65?) want you to watch them on the Dancing with the Stars finale tomorrow. I was hoping for something more!
I still can’t believe that ABC hasn’t given them a show already. Could you imagine how amazing I Cuchi Cuchi the Fool would be? It would be the best thing to hit the airwaves since Flavor Flav and Brigitte Nielsen’s Strange Love. In fact, it would be better because who doesn’t love Charo and Mr T. I am already excited for the jewelry shopping episode. Would you watch it?
Earlier this week, Charo was almost eliminated on Dancing with the Stars and she told E! she wasn’t happy about being in the bottom two. The Cuchi Cuchi cutie told them that she almost quit the show so that Chris Kattan, who was eliminated, could stay. She also isn’t happy about how the judges score her lower than other people even though they praise her dancing.
A reason why, I quit watching the show. While that is why I gave up on Dancing, is she going to do the same? That is what people seem to be thinking, but she took Instagram to let her fans know that she is not. She said, “I am NOT quitting @dancingabc I love the show and want to stay awhile! Vote #teamcuchicuchi #dwts24 #dwts.”
Which is a very good thing because Mr T and her are the only reason to watch this season. Vote Charo!
For decades, we always thought that Alfonso Ribeiro didn’t have any rhythm because of the dance he did on Fresh Prince of Bel Air, but turns out he can charm the pants off of a girl with the way he moves his hips.
Yes, he won Dancing with the Stars, but that only shows off choreographed moves. Yes, he was The Tap Dance Kid, but that shows off his feet. Yes, he did break dancing with Michael Jackson, but that is a stiffer type of movement than what he just did with Charo. Who knew he could move his torso like that? I can’t stop looking at his silver spoon area. Seriously, aren’t you impressed?
Now, when it comes to Charo and him, I hope he rubbed his mirrorball trophy on her for good luck because I want to see her Cuchi Cuchi win this season of the ABC dancing reality competition show that starts tonight!
