This is Dancing with the Stars’ 30th season, so you would think they would only get the big names for it. You thought wrong. It is so bad they couldn’t even get Lori Loughlin to do it, so they got her daughter to compete. I wonder how much her parents paid to get her on the show. Too soon? Who else is dancing besides Olivia Jade? Country singer Jimmie Allen – The only thing I know about him is that he is on Elton John’s upcoming duet album. Spice Girl Melanie C – Let’s be honest, she is the least famous and most boring Spice Girl. Christine Chiu (“Bling Empire”) – Never heard of the show or her. Brian Austin Green (“Beverly Hills, 90210”) – It is good to be dating a dancer (Sharna Burgess) on the show. Melora Hardin (“The Office”) – C’mon, she was on The Bold Type and has done so much more than The Office. I bet she will be the most graceful one on the dancing floor. Matt James (“The Bachelor”) – The first African-American Bachelor, and he picked the alleged racist to be his bachelorette. Amanda Kloots (“The Talk”) – Talk about dancing on her husband’s grave. Has anyone made as much of a career over their loved one’s death as she has? And how can Carrie Ann Inaba be neutral towards her since they worked together on The Talk? Martin Kove (“Cobra Kai”) – He is the man we love to hate on Cobra Kai. Gold medal Olympian Suni Lee – Did Simon Biles say no? WWE Superstar Mike “The Miz” Mizanin – I don’t watch WWE. Kenya Moore (“The Real Housewives of Atlanta”) – She should be fun. Hopefully, she will put Tyra Banks in her place. Someone needs to. Peloton star instructor Cody Rigsby – I got my exercise bike on Buy Nothing, so I didn’t know Peleton made stars. NBA star Iman Shumpert – I don’t do basketball Popstar JoJo Siwa – What more is there to say about her than we already know and say. Who are you rooting for? I will go with Melora Hardin because she is the underdog. Especially because there are so many trained dancers on the show. They are Siwa, Kloots, Rigsby, and Sporty Spice. BTW I am in total bitch mode because I have a migraine. It felt fun to let my bitchiness shine through like a mirrorball trophy.
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