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Brian Austin Green got a vasectomy
January 5th, 2024 under Brian Austin Green. [ Comments: none ]

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Brian Austin Green is the father to five sons. And all of them were unplanned. In fact, Sharna Burgess was on birth control when they got pregnant with his youngest.

Now that he is 50, he decided to close shop because raising four young children is not easy. So he announced on his podcast Oldish with his fiancee and Randy Spelling that he got a vasectomy when his youngest son, Zane, was 8 weeks old.

Even though he is neutered, that doesn’t mean they are done having kids. However, if they decide to have another child, the betrothed couple will plan for it.

And the couple said there is a benefit to him being fixed. Sex is so much better.

So when are they getting married? They haven’t set a date and really aren’t planning it. So, who knows?

Green also shared a story from his Beverly Hills, 90210 days. One day, when they were filming on a beach, Ian Ziering pants him. As in, he pulled down his co-star’s bathing suit in front of hundreds of onlookers. Was Green embarrassed? Nope, he just pulled his bathing suit up. Ziering was the one left red-faced because Green’s bathing suit landed on his face.


Brian Austin Green and Sharna Burgess will be waltzing down the aisle
September 22nd, 2023 under Brian Austin Green. [ Comments: none ]

Brian Austin Green and Sharna Burgess have a new chapter in their book. The couple announced today that they are engaged!

Burgess started dating in late 2020, did Dancing with the Stars a year later, welcomed their son, Zane, in June 2022, and now they are engaged.

The betrothed couple announced that they are getting married on Oldish with Randy Spelling. The Beverly Hills, 90210 star popped the question two months ago on his 50th birthday.

Burgess threw Green a surprise birthday party, and he thought this would be the perfect time to do it. So when everyone but the stragglers left, he brought her up to their bedroom and had his three sons, Noah, 10, Bodhi, 9, and Journey, 7, with Megan Fox and Zane, 1, take part in the proposal.

And Burgess would not have had it any other way. She was happy that her tribe was there for the big moment. And she is happy that one day soon, they will be the Green Tribe!

Congrats to the couple!


Brian Austin Green reveals he’s losing his hair
October 13th, 2022 under Brian Austin Green. [ Comments: none ]

As we get older, our hair starts to thin. Brian Austin Green’s hair is thinning fast than he would like, so he did something to stop it.

Therefore, the 49-year-old got platelet-rich plasma stem cell injections to make his locks grow back thicker. Did it work for the baby of Beverly Hills, 90210? We will just have to wait to see.

So wait, I donate platelets and plasma every two weeks at the Red Cross to save lives, and other people are donating them to save people’s hair. I wonder how much they get paid?


So will Megan Fox be having a shotgun wedding to Machine Gun Kelly
January 12th, 2022 under Brian Austin Green, Megan Fox. [ Comments: none ]


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Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly will be dating for two years in March, but he didn’t wait until their anniversary to propose to her. He took her to their special tree, got down on one knee, and asked her to be his wife. Of course, she said yes, and then they drank each other’s blood. Because they are blood lovers.

To see the gorgeous ring he gave her and why he designed it that way, then click here!


Who is dancing on Dancing with the (so-called) Stars this season?
September 8th, 2021 under Brian Austin Green, Dancing with the Stars. [ Comments: none ]

This is Dancing with the Stars’ 30th season, so you would think they would only get the big names for it. You thought wrong. It is so bad they couldn’t even get Lori Loughlin to do it, so they got her daughter to compete. I wonder how much her parents paid to get her on the show. Too soon?

Who else is dancing besides Olivia Jade?

Country singer Jimmie Allen – The only thing I know about him is that he is on Elton John’s upcoming duet album.

Spice Girl Melanie C – Let’s be honest, she is the least famous and most boring Spice Girl.

Christine Chiu (“Bling Empire”) – Never heard of the show or her.

Brian Austin Green (“Beverly Hills, 90210”) – It is good to be dating a dancer (Sharna Burgess) on the show.

Melora Hardin (“The Office”) – C’mon, she was on The Bold Type and has done so much more than The Office. I bet she will be the most graceful one on the dancing floor.

Matt James (“The Bachelor”) – The first African-American Bachelor, and he picked the alleged racist to be his bachelorette.

Amanda Kloots (“The Talk”) – Talk about dancing on her husband’s grave. Has anyone made as much of a career over their loved one’s death as she has? And how can Carrie Ann Inaba be neutral towards her since they worked together on The Talk?

Martin Kove (“Cobra Kai”) – He is the man we love to hate on Cobra Kai.

Gold medal Olympian Suni Lee – Did Simon Biles say no?

WWE Superstar Mike “The Miz” Mizanin – I don’t watch WWE.

Kenya Moore (“The Real Housewives of Atlanta”) – She should be fun. Hopefully, she will put Tyra Banks in her place. Someone needs to.

Peloton star instructor Cody Rigsby – I got my exercise bike on Buy Nothing, so I didn’t know Peleton made stars.

NBA star Iman Shumpert – I don’t do basketball

Popstar JoJo Siwa – What more is there to say about her than we already know and say.

Who are you rooting for? I will go with Melora Hardin because she is the underdog. Especially because there are so many trained dancers on the show. They are Siwa, Kloots, Rigsby, and Sporty Spice.

BTW I am in total bitch mode because I have a migraine. It felt fun to let my bitchiness shine through like a mirrorball trophy.


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