Back in the 20th Century, Frank Sinatra was New Jersey’s most famous boy. In this century, that title goes to three men. They are Bruce Springsteen, Jon Bon Jovi, and Jon Stewart. The two Jons and the Boss want you to wear a mask to slow the spread of COVID-19 in their state.
Do it, or you will give love a bad name. If you do, then we can get back to the glory days. You don’t want to be living on a prayer taking bad medicine so you are not sleeping on a bed of roses. I know it’s your life, but don’t you want to see your grandchildren born in the USA and born to run? You are wanted alive and not dead. Just do it because I’m on fire, and I won’t stop!
Even though Jon Bon Jovi is a Rocker, he is a good boy. However, even the goodest of good boys have a bad side. What brings out his? A full glass, which is the equivalent of a whole bottle, of his Hampton Water. Now, I want to see his smile when he is done drinking that glass of rosé.
He and his gorgeous mane make it look so enticing, I want a bottle of that bad medicine. Then I can dream about living in sin with him. Wouldn’t be the first time, and won’t be the last time I picture him slippery when wet in a bed of roses! See what his smile did to me? And normally, it is his butt that does that always drives me crazy.
I think Jon Bon Jovi spends more time on the road than he does at home. Now that concerts are indefinitely on hold, the singer is stuck rocking at home to whoever will watch him sing.
This weekend he put on a show for bottles of his wine Hampton Water, and he sang Living on a Prayer into a mop. Now, I am living on a prayer that the man with the best a$$ in Rock’n’Roll isn’t going stir crazy at home.
He needs to skip the bad medicine and drink some of his special water. Before he knows it, he will be back on tour with Bon Jovi delighting fans all over the world.
Just because JBV thought he would sleep when he was dead, doesn’t mean it is a bad thing that he getting some now.
BTW I hope those bottles don’t fall over. You know because things are slippery when wet and we don’t want him falling. Although, he does have a mop to clean it up! I will stop now before I give love a bad name!
Every year, I ask myself the same question after the Super Bowl. When will Bon Jovi ever play the halftime show? If ever there was a band, who was made to do it, it is them.
I am not the only one who wants to know, so does Howard Stern. Therefore, today when the rocker was on the show, the shock jock asked him that very question.
The singer with the best a$$ in Rock’n’Roll told him, “No desire, I turned it down many many years ago.”
Since Stern knows how to do an interview, he followed up with, “why?” JBJ explained, “I didn’t like that you had to team up with other people. And you had these people come in on your stage. And all the demands and then the pressures on it.”
Then he added, “It didn’t appeal to me play at the New Jersey one. It seemed too obvious. The last time, honest to Gd, we were at all interested was back when they had it in Dallas. And we didn’t get it. And I said, ‘That’s the end of it. I don’t want it. I won’t even talk about it again.'”
Sadly, we have our answer if they will ever play the SBHTS. They will never do it. Which is a shame because they could have brought down the house. The energy in the stands would have been like something we have not seen in a really long time at the annual football game.
BTW Who did the NFL get to play the halftime show in Dallas instead of Jovi? Back in 2011, Black Eyed Peas, Usher, and Slash rocked out on the field. I don’t remember their performance, do you? The last good show, to me, was Bruno Mars in 2014.
Now that Jovi is out of contention, which band do you really want to see get the gig?
