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Jon Bon Jovi’s butt!
February 20th, 2017 under Bon Jovi. [ Comments: none ]

Ever since I had behind-the-stage tickets to see Bon Jovi in my teens, I have always said that Jon Bon Jovi has the best a$$ in Rock’n’Roll. As nice as it is, you very rarely get to see the two half cantaloupes in jeans. Thankfully, there is a photographer on this tour, who agrees with me and took this photo of his rockin’ bum. Too bad, he has a portable battery pocket in his back pocket, but other than that I am slippery when wet thanks to this picture. What a tucas he has!


Jon Bon Jovi fills out his own jeans!
November 10th, 2016 under Bon Jovi. [ Comments: none ]

For decades women have wanted to get into Jon Bon Jovi’s pants, but now it is the men who are being given that opportunity. The singer launched his own fashion line called Hart N Dagger and not only can they wear his jeans, he has also came up with the perfect little black tee and so much more.
So ladies weren’t sure what to give you man for this holiday season, well now you know! Granted, I doubt he will out the denim as well as the man who has the best a$$ in Rock’n’Roll! His butt is like bad medicine to me.


What’s better than one Jon Bon Jovi?
November 7th, 2016 under Bon Jovi. [ Comments: none ]

People put Jon Bon Jovi on the cover of their magazine and the singer, who gets better with age, was beyond excited to see it. Proving even though you have been doing this music thing for over a third of a century, it never gets old to see your fave of the cover of a mag! I know I feel the same way when I see his mug on mag.


Jon Bon Jovi is slippery when wet in the shower!!!
August 11th, 2016 under Bon Jovi. [ Comments: none ]

I don’t know about you but I have been Living on a Prayer for the day that we would see Jon Bon Jovi in the shower. That day has come and I am going to have One Wild Night dreaming about this as I sleep on a Bed of Roses. There is not enough Bad Medicine that will make forget this image, I will Always remember it. Like the band said, “Have a Nice Day,” and I am. Boy am I!
Now back to him being all Slippery When Wet, he did it to let us know that This House Is Not For Sale is out tomorrow. I don’t know about you, but I am sold. I would’ve been more sold if they would’ve shown the whole shower door!!! Especially from behind because he has the best behind in Rock’n’Roll!


An ’80s girl’s wet dream!
July 18th, 2016 under Bon Jovi, Don Johnson, Wet dream. [ Comments: none ]

Forget how much of a seducer Don Juan was, I want to be seduced by Don Jon. For some reason Don Johnson and Jon Bon Jovi were hanging out in Italy and my panties are all types of slippery when wet.
Back in the mid ’80s, it was all about Miami Vice and Bon Jovi, and now three decades later it is still about those two leading men. While they might be a little grayer now, I am livin’ on a prayer that they will want to lay their hands on me in bed of roses for one wild night.
Seriously, don’t they help you keep the faith that sex symbols can still be sexy as they get older?


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