Many eons ago, I had behind the stage tickets to see Bon Jovi at Madison Square Garden. I was upset about those bad seats until Jon Bon Jovi came out in skin-tight jeans and started shaking his ass.
Through my binoculars, I noticed that he had this beautiful bubble butt that looked like two half cantaloupes, and all I wanted to do was squeeze it. It was and is my bad medicine that makes me…well, you know what song I am thinking about.
So, ever since that night, I love anytime the band shares videos of his tushie. I think he has the best ass in Rock’n’Roll, and my friend even told him that when she interviewed him.
I don’t know what it is that makes his ass so yummy, but it is. It is probably all that Jazzercise he does on stage. Whatever it is. It is working.
So, I am going to sit here, sipping on Hampton Water, and enjoy watching this video of him shaking his money maker. Let’s be honest. His voice is his second best asset! Yeah, I said it. Want to debate it?
I have said this many times, but I think that Jon Bon Jovi has the best ass in Rock’n’Roll. So whenever he or Bon Jovi posts a photo of it on social media, I am going to stare at his tush.
Case in point, he posted a GIF of his bum during a soundcheck and then during a concert. I couldn’t help butt, I mean but, to notice how it gets a rise when it is around a full audience. It is like it is saying, thank you for loving me. And boy, do I love it.
So, I am going to grab a glass of Hampton Water, stare at his gluteus Maximus go up and down in a loop and enjoy some solo time living in sin on my bed of roses.
The first time I saw Bon Jovi in concert, I had behind-the-stage seats. And during that concert, I learned that Jon Bon Jovi has the best ass in Rock’n’Roll. My friend even told him I thought that when she interviewed him years later.
I am convinced that Jon gets his two half cantaloupes from the nonstop dancing he does during his shows. So I wondered if he would still have his round tush after the COVID-19 hiatus.
The answer is yes! In fact, it might even be better than it was before! Don’t you agree?
Do you know the expression quality over quantity? Well, Bruce Willis doesn’t. The actor starred in eight movies that came out in 2021, which were so unwatchable, the Razzies gave him his own category. Even Nicolas Cage can’t say that. John Travolta and Sylvester Stallone each needed a whole decade to get that honor.
For $40, you can become a member and pick which one he gave his worst performance in. You can choose from American Siege, Apex, Cosmic Sin, Deadlock, Fortress, Midnight in the Switchgrass, Out of Death, and Survive the Game. I think it is going to be an eight-way tie. It is just like potato chips; you can’t just have one.
Although, you are satisfied with one viewing of their other noms like Karen, Dear Evan Hansen (it gets all my votes), and Diana: The Musical. Today is David Bryan’s (Bon Jovi’s) 60th birthday, and he wrote the music for Diana: The Musical. As a birthday gift, his musical got nine nominations, the most for this year and one more than Willis. So, I guess this is their way of singing Jovi’s Have a Nice to him.
