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Halloween comes early with The Exorcist: Believer
July 25th, 2023 under Blumhouse, Movies. [ Comments: none ]

The Exorcist is considered one of the scariest movies ever made. However, I am sure that most of the Gen Zers have not seen it. So Blumhouse is giving the 1973 feature a sequel, The Exorcist: Believer. A film that will scare the shit out of new and old fans alike.

Since the death of his pregnant wife in a Haitian earthquake 12 years ago, Victor Fielding (Leslie Odom, Jr.) has raised their daughter, Angela (Lidya Jewett) on his own.

But when Angela and her friend Katherine (Olivia Marcum), disappear in the woods, only to return three days later with no memory of what happened to them, it unleashes a chain of events that will force Victor to confront the nadir of evil and, in his terror and desperation, seek out the only person alive who has witnessed anything like it before, Chris MacNeil (Ellen Burstyn reprises her role.)

MacNeil is now an actress who has been forever altered by what happened to her daughter Regan five decades before.

The Exorcist: Believes comes out Friday, the 13th of October. Are you brave enough to see it?

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Jim Henson’s Creatures will haunt our nightmares in Five Nights at Freddy’s
June 27th, 2023 under Blumhouse, Movies. [ Comments: none ]

When we were kids, we had dreams about the creatures that Jim Henson Creature Shop created. But as adults, we aren’t going to sleep because of the ones they are bringing to life for Five Nights at Freddy’s.

The Blumhouse Horror movie is a fictional take of what would happen if Chuck E. Cheese closed down because kids went missing after they went there. Those missing tormented souls are trapped in the movie’s version of the Munch’s Make-Believe Band, and now they want more kids to join them.

Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy are those animatronic bears, and they are scary AF. Just looking at them made down a tablespoon of instant coffee with a Coke because I don’t want to sleep tonight.

And the movie isn’t even coming out in theaters and on Peacock until October 27th. So there is going to be so much promotion until then.

How am I going to get out of going to my niece’s birthday at Chuck E. Cheese? Well, I have been looking for an excuse, but this trailer just solidified my need not to be there.

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M3GAN is getting an unrated version on Peacock
February 17th, 2023 under Blumhouse, Peacock. [ Comments: none ]

If you are like me and thought that M3GAN was tame and lame, then you are not alone. The studio gave the big screen a PG-13 version.

However, on February 24th, Peacock is giving us the one that is unrated with never before seen footage. And I can’t wait to see that android be the killing machine that she was intended to be. Let there be blood.

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Drew Barrymore does the M3GAN Dance as M3GAN
January 24th, 2023 under Blumhouse, Drew Barrymore. [ Comments: none ]

People on social media are doing the M3GAN Dance. It is the biggest dance craze since the Wednesday Dance in December.

Since Drew Barrymore is not going to miss an opportunity to be part of a trend, she jumped on the bandwagon. And because she is who she is, the actress one-upped everyone and did it dressed as M3GAN.

Did she make the Model 3 Generative Android proud? I hope so because I saw the movie, and you don’t want to be on the doll’s bad side.

BTW The real reason why Drew is dressed as M3GAN is because she is going to interview Allison Williams tomorrow on The Drew Barrymore Show.

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M3GAN will make you want to throw out all of your dolls
October 11th, 2022 under Blumhouse, Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Do you still have dolls in your house? You won’t after you watch the trailer for M3GAN. She looks to be the scariest doll since Chucky. Yeah, I said it, Annabelle. Don’t come after me. Please!

Anyways, on January 13th, we are going to meet M3GAN, which is a Model Three Generative Android. She was designed by Gemma (Allison Williams), and she is going to let her recently orphaned niece Cady (Violet McGraw), test her out. Everything seems to be going along like a dream until it turns into a nightmare. M3GAN will do anything to protect Cady, including killing to do it. How many people will die?

That is what we will find out on the first Friday the 13th of 2023. That is if you are brave enough to go see the Horror film…

BTW I want to see them do this with a sex robot, a la the original Electric Dreams. If you have never seen it, then you must watch it on Tubi for free.

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