Seriously? OMG! WTF? » Taylor Swift took on The Exorcist; and won
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September 1st, 2023 under Blumhouse, Taylor Swift

Valerie Bertinelli went to see Taylor Swift in concert and declared that she can’t be human. The actress might be onto something.

Some might say that Swift went to the same crossroads as Robert Johnson and made a pact with the Devil.

Why do I think that? Well, the singer announced yesterday that she is releasing a big screen version of her Eras Tour on Friday, the 13th of October.

That is the same date that Warner Bros was planning on releasing the sequel to The Exorcist.

I say planning because the studio realized they can’t compete against the Swifties. So Jason Blum, the head of Blumhouse, threw up the white flag and said, “Look what you made me do. The Exorcist: Believer moves to 10/6/23. #TaylorWins”

Therefore, Taylor is stronger than the Exorcist. And the only entity that can defeat an exorcist is The Devil himself. So she is the Devil.

Back to Blum and Swift, I wonder if there is Bad Blood between them now. And I bet he is Team Kanye West because it makes more sense for his film to be released on Friday the 13th than hers. But she is more powerful than he will ever be, and he has M3GAN, Michael Myers, The Purge, and Paranormal Activity on his side.


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