Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Now that we got the clickbait out of the way. Trace Adkins married actress Victoria Pratt in New Orleans yesterday and Blake Shelton was the one who got them to say I do.

According to Taste of Country,, the two met when they worked together on the 2014 movie The Virginian and have been dating for a while.

This is the 57-year-old’s fourth marriage. Hopefully, it will go better than his second one. That is because that wife shot him in the heart. Things I learned by reading his autobiography.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYJOPdOEdZA&feature=youtu.be
One of the sappiest songs ever recorded is Extreme’s More Than Words. This season the coaches of The Voice harmonize that tune together. Can a Popstar, a Country boy, an R&B artist and a Country Popstar get the melody down as one coherent group? That is what Gwen Stefani, her boyfriend Blake Shelton, John Legend and Kelly Clarkson attempt to do with Carson Daly on guitar.

How did they do? Surprisingly. the love song worked for the American Idol winner and the one who won an EGOT. However, it was not made for the couple’s voices. They came off as really nasally. It made question if the No Doubt singer can sing without the help of a producer if you know what I mean?

The Voice is back on NBC September 23rd.

Garth Brooks has a new song out with Blake Shelton called Dive Bar and he took the music video to a low place. As in the film crew took a dive and filmed it in a swimming pool while the singers stayed dry. However, the crew went for a swim.

The video just wrapped, so all we have is this behind the scenes video. If it is any clue what it is going to be like, I doubt it will be a belly flop. Suddenly, I drew a blank on swimming terminology so that was the best corny joke I could come up with.

#bottlecapchallenge @SmithworksVodka pic.twitter.com/VgaB97MTwZ

— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) July 3, 2019

I don’t think anyone will argue that Blake Shelton is more of a singer than an athlete. Therefore, it is kind of interesting that he took on the #BottleCapChallenge. However, he was inspired to try it out. Not to see if he could do it. He wanted to promote his alcohol brand Smithwork’s Vodka.

He probably should not have had any before he tried to kick the cap off with his foot. I say that because he wound up hitting the neck of the bottle and down it went. Once he realized how badly he messed it up, he started to cry. Not because it was an epic fail. He was crying like a little bitch because he nearly ruined his precious vodka. He made sure to comfort the bruise bottle as he ran inside to bury his tears in his pillow.

Poor Blake. Even Aviation American Gin had to make fun of him over that really sad attempt. How did The Voice coach react to that public shaming? He called out their boss, and challenged Ryan Reynolds to do it. If it is anything like his movies, he will use a stunt double instead and pretend that he did it.

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Blake Shelton’s love for drinking is as well known as the fact that he is dating Gwen Stefani. Therefore, I don’t know why it surprised me that he played Beer Pong with Smithworks Vodka in red party garbage cans. But it did.

How did he do? Before he even had a sip, he totally missed his marks. Then his niece Madeline went and got the ball in one of the cups. He downed that shot like a freshman in college at his first party at the fraternity he want to pledge.

We do not know how the rest of the game went, but we can only assume it went much worse for him. At least things are not all bad for him, he still he can look forward to continuing his bromance with Adam Levine on The Voice. Oh, that is why he played this game with those cups. He was drinking his sorrows away.

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