Billy Crystal was a guest on The View today, and he talked about his movie Standing Up Falling Down. As he was finishing up the interview, Joy Behar said to him, “Listen, Billy, can you give me a facial later? That is what I want to know.”
Since the hosts and the guests are all in remote locations, there was a time delay until he heard what she actually said. When he finally heard it, his mouth dropped open to the floor, and he said something unintelligible back.
Thankfully, his friend Whoopi Goldberg had his back when she told her co-host, “He can give you many things, a facial is not one of them.”
Now, I bet you are wondering why she would ask him for one on a daytime talk show? It is because he starred as a dermatologist in a movie. Although, I bet you thought he was played a porn star after that question.
Now go, picture him portraying a porn star who is giving her a facial. Why should I suffer alone?
Whether you have seen When Harry Met Sally or not, you know that scene where Meg Ryan fakes an orgasm in front of Billy Crystal while they are eating at a deli. Then Rob Reiner’s mother says, “I’ll have what she’s having.”
Well, yesterday when Crystal was on The Late Late Show, James Corden brought his guest to a diner and shot a scene just like that one. Instead of faking the Big O (because that would be like totally awkward), he said that talk show hosts fake it with their guests sometimes. The actor did not believe him, so the CBS late night host showed him how. Oh yes, yes, yes, he did.
Who got Estelle Reiner’s line? You just have to watch it all the way through for a very happy ending.
Sofia Vergara posted a photo of herself sharing a booth with Billy Crystal and said “Modern Family💃🏻💃🏻 #BilliCrystal #setlife🎥.” That means we have to analyze this picture and figure out what he going to do on the sitcom. Will he play himself? Is he an old friend of Jay? One of Gloria’s past lovers? Will we want to order what Gloria is having? What do you think? I like the last scenario best!
Back in 1978, David Letterman was on CBS’s Mary, Mary Tyler Moore’s variety show, and Billy Crystal was on ABC’s Soap. They were on two different networks and because of that that made them eligible to compete against each other on Battle of the Network Stars. The two men battled it out in obstacle course challenge and Crystal won the race as you can see in the clip that was shown on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday.
Now that Battle of the Network Stars is back on ABC, Crystal challenged his old friend to a rematch. Considering a lot of people who were on the original series are on the new one now, it is totally possible. Although they could be in the same team as Oscar hosts since they also both did that. How awesome would it be to see the two of them take it to the course again? I am Team Billy, what about you?
Billy Crystal took his tour to a land down under and as you can see he has a giant crab near his land down under. I never thought I would be so focused on the city slicker’s crotch, but it just looks so yummy to me. I just want to suck that monster dry!
