Eva Longoria shared a photograph of herself in a bikini, and I can’t believe that the Desperate Housewife is 45. Her abs are so tight, it is hard to imagine she has a toddler. Who knew she had a body like under all of those clothes?
Back in the ’70s, Victoria Principal was one of the most desired women of the decade. Now that she is 70, will people still desire her? Look at the Dallas star, of course, they will. She is still as fiery as her red hair.
Madonna has a knee injury, and she needs to walk with a crutch every now and again. She took a look at herself in the mirror, and thought of something. The singer wrote, “Everyone has a Crutch……………. 🛠”
Let’s be honest, how many of you noticed the crutch? Now, how many of you were looking at her body, and were ike damn how can she be turning 62 next month? How many other 62 year olds look as good as she does in that little amount of clothes?
Ringo Starr is going to turn the big 8-0 on July 7th, and he is inviting you to his star-studded birthday party at 12p. Since it is all about peace and love, he wants you to join him from your homes. This way we can all be safe and also protect the oldest and youngest Beatles member.
Seriously, can you believe he is going to be 16 years over 64 in less than a week? Because he still looks like the age of that song. You know, the one where they ask if we will still love them when they’re 64? It is like he never ages. I guess peace and love is the answer to his youthful looks and attitude, so let’s practice it on July 7th and every other day of the year. What can it hurt?
On July 10th, Jessica Simpson is going to turn the big 4-0. However, you would never know it looking at the mother of three in a bikini from her collection. Being sober does wonders for her body!
